OK, here's what we're gonna do now we're in charge. I hereby proclaim...

THE LIBERAL AGENDA

All NASCAR events will immediately be outlawed.

Alcohol will no longer be served in public places, but tavern and bar owners will be allowed to apply to be re-licensed to serve marijuana and effete coffee-based beverages.

Abortions will be available on demand for everyone, and will be mandatory for anyone who is not a card-carrying Democrat.

Gay marriage will be legalized, as will inter-species domestic partnerships.

All military vehicles such as tanks, airplanes and ships will be painted in rainbow colors to signify inclusiveness, and will be emblazoned with pink triangles.

Atheism will immediately be proclaimed the State religion. Anyone refusing to evolve into an atheist will be sent to a Darwinian re-education camp.

Illegal immigrants will be given preference in federal hiring.

Church services will be outlawed everywhere and replaced with Sunday-morning sensitivity training.

All guns will be confiscated immediately. People who voluntarily turn in three or more firearms will be awarded free surfboards.

All faith-based charity funding will cease immediately, and the funds will be diverted to the new Adopt-A-Terrorist programs that will be starting up in every state.

Keep in mind, if we want to broaden the Dem numbers, we need that big tent strategy in mind. Not everyone is a liberal in the Dem party, and the variety is one of the factors that won places like VA.

All my kewl ideas are now going to seem lame.

I'm still making my own list, though. :evilgrin:

...effectively immediately, or right after the Celestial Seasonings brew of the week has fully steeped.

Hunter Green is *so* over

All McMansions will confiscated and turned into group housing for gay illegal immigrants. Orgies will be mandatory.

sw

:loveya: Hi SW!

Everyone will now pay 90 percent of their wages in taxes.