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BigBearJohn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-29-06 10:43 PM
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FINALLY! a good use for all the shit the GOP puts out on Alito filibuster


Welcome to the 100% new 100% Elephant dung paper website. Thank you for visiting our website we hope you enjoy!

Paper is served Thank you Mr. Elephant - For our first issue we provide for your reading pleasure some facts about dung


1. On average an elephant will eat 200-250kg of food a day….. from that we get 50kg of dung

2. One elephant makes about 115 sheets of paper a day er….. correction one elephant provides us enough dung to make 115 sheets of paper. Please let it be known to all :- our staff neither resemble elephants nor provide us with enough dung to make 115 sheets of paper… sorry ladies.


3. Elephant dung does not smell that bad… honest please believe me. If it does smell that bad then maybe the elephant is ill.


4. You can take the temperature of an elephant by its dung just minus 1 degree centigrade from a freshly fallen ball!!


5. An elephant’s dung is just fiber. Elephants are poor digesters of their food over 50% of what they eat comes straight out the other end. The elephants are kindly doing the first stage of any paper making process – getting the fibers.

http://www.elephantdungpaper.com/news.htm
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