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DuaneBidoux Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-02-06 07:12 PM
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Fun quiz on your knowledge of sex and the Bible
This is a fun test--unfortunately I'm going to Hell.


<http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0204/biblesex3.html>
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ayeshahaqqiqa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-02-06 07:14 PM
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1. you realize that landoverbaptist
is a spoof site.
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DuaneBidoux Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-02-06 07:17 PM
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2. Well, if I actually thought I was going to Hell it wouldn't be so much fun.
Yea, I knew it was a spoof site.
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twilight_sailing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-02-06 07:30 PM
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3. Absolutely
Edited on Sat Dec-02-06 07:35 PM by twilight_sailing
6. Whom does God order sinners to marry?

A. There is no answer to this question, for God never dictated whom
anyone should marry.
B. Whomever they fall in love with.
C. Christians, so the deviants may come to know God’s love.
D. Whores.

Correct answer, D. Whores.


Never did like "nice" girls. And I certainly am a sinner.
Thanks for the heads up, God, but I already knew that.
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-02-06 07:32 PM
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4. Even more proof
of the wackiness of fundamentalists. Now I know where they get it from.
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XboxWarrior Donating Member (369 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-02-06 07:42 PM
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5. any reference
to idle bible readin' bigotry on this DU site......

in joke or fer reason, stifles my precious mind.

when will the world wake up?

there is no santa claus......
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Tommy_J Donating Member (668 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-02-06 07:44 PM
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6. Here's a kick...
'cause that site site is funny as hell!
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Codeblue Donating Member (466 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-02-06 07:48 PM
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7. One right answer!
Yeehaw!
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-02-06 08:07 PM
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8. i got four -- and if i hadn't been laughing so much
and reading closer -- i might have gotten more.
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and-justice-for-all Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-02-06 08:57 PM
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9. Here is a link for ya...
http://www.usbible.com/usbible/Default_3.htm#sex
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