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trumad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-06-06 08:38 AM
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I have a confession to make. I am the Father of Mary Cheneys baby.
Edited on Wed Dec-06-06 08:38 AM by trumad
Yes... I answered an ad asking for donor sperm and was surprisingly picked to provide my glorious seed. Unbeknown to the Mother to be, I lied on the application. When asked what my political affiliation was I checked Republican.

My purpose of lying on the questionnaire was to infect the Cheney family with Liberal blood hence forever tainting their Right Wing bloodline.

I waited to admit my deceptiveness until she announced publicly that she was pregnant for fear that if she knew that a half-Liberal was growing in her belly, she would immediately abort.

So Yes...--- I am the Daddy.

trumad

http://americablog.blogspot.com/2006/12/breaking-cheneys-lesbian-daughter-mary.html
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YOY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-06-06 08:39 AM
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1. Just be make sure that you make a big scene when you go on 'Maury'
I'd love to see that episode!
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-06-06 08:45 AM
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9. Oh, this is too good for Maury - send 'em to Springer.
:7
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YOY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-06-06 09:55 AM
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33. Ohhh, I'd love to see her smacked around!
n/t
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madokie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-06-06 08:39 AM
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2. you devil you
:rofl:
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Target_For_Exterm Donating Member (540 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-06-06 08:40 AM
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3. Congratulations!
How does it feel to have Dick for a (kinda) relative?
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-06-06 08:40 AM
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4. So the question now is ...
How did you go from point A to point B, knowwhatimean? knowwhatimean? winkwinknudgenudge, saynomore saynomore.
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trumad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-06-06 08:44 AM
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7. It was easy Easy
A Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition



and a

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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-06-06 08:42 AM
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5. How do you know which sperm is the donor sperm?
:shrug:

David Crosby, is that you?
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trumad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-06-06 08:44 AM
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8. Exclusive arrangement in the contract
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MADem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-06-06 08:48 AM
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14. Stephen Colbert has a little business going, too! NT
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Joe Bacon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-06-06 08:43 AM
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6. So who's the next target?
Ann Coulter?????????

:evilgrin:
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trumad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-06-06 08:45 AM
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10. I gotta draw the line somewhere.....
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-06-06 08:45 AM
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11. bbbbwwwaa wwwwaa a hhahahahahahah!
:rofl:
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Captain Hilts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-06-06 08:47 AM
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12. Better you than David Crobsy!!!! nt
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acmejack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-06-06 08:47 AM
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13. May I ghost author your book?
Stick with me Kid, I shall make you a Star! Movie contracts, Brittany, Paris, Page sixit's all your's!
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-06-06 08:49 AM
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15. We salute you
You made the ultimate sacrifice for the cause, your precious bodily fluid (Ew).

Deceit in the cause of valour is no sin.

:patriot:
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trumad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-06-06 08:52 AM
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16. Thanks-- We Liberals need to do more of this...
Edited on Wed Dec-06-06 08:53 AM by trumad
The Right Wing is all in a funk because they believe the Muslims are trying to take over the world with rabid procreation... I think we should put it in their minds that we are doing the same thing.

So hence forth I decree that 10 days out of the month we Liberals fuck like rabbits.
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-06-06 08:55 AM
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17. Sorry Trumad
Rush will claim the baby on air sometime today:rofl:
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trumad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-06-06 08:56 AM
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18. I see a Court fight in the future.....
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-06-06 08:57 AM
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19. LOL
Can't wait. That will be reality TV:popcorn: :rofl:
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-06-06 08:58 AM
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20. Someone must have had it in for you, trumad..................
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-06-06 09:00 AM
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21. I'll bet the kid has it's grandfather's fangs..................
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trumad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-06-06 09:03 AM
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22. Here's a future shot of Grandma and Grandpa Cheney holding my child
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-06-06 09:09 AM
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26. How sweet. Little Hallie Burton Cheney & proud grandparents
Edited on Wed Dec-06-06 09:11 AM by Lastlaughin08
Congratulations, Dad/Mom/Whatever.
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whistle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-06-06 09:50 AM
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32. Trumad, do the Cheney's realize that you are not a Nazi?
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trumad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-06-06 03:01 PM
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34. Shh..don't tell em...
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lapfog_1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-06-06 09:03 AM
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23. So, does that make you THIS guy???
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whistle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-06-06 09:06 AM
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24. Tell us Trumad, was it good for you?
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trumad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-06-06 09:07 AM
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25. See post 7.
It was painless.
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-06-06 09:22 AM
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27. He'll write after he finishes his cigarette..................
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whistle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-06-06 09:41 AM
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29. Hahahaha.....
:rofl: But that happened nine months ago, right?
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Jacobin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-06-06 09:27 AM
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28. Lynn claims it was an immaculate conception
So, I must doubt your assertion.

:evilgrin:
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Tyler Durden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-06-06 09:44 AM
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30. Have you seared off your unit yet?
That kind of slime never washes off.
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Skidmore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-06-06 09:45 AM
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31. trumad, you are twisted.
:evilgrin:
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