Jeff Sessions: "I talked to those that lost their lives"

LSK

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Wed Dec-06-06 12:18 PM
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Jeff Sessions: "I talked to those that lost their lives"

:wtf:

Franken playing his quote from yesterdays Gates hearings.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Clark2008

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Wed Dec-06-06 12:19 PM
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1. Seance?

:shrug:

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Skidmore

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Wed Dec-06-06 12:20 PM
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3. DTs?

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notadmblnd

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Wed Dec-06-06 12:20 PM
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2. Necromancer?

Edited on Wed Dec-06-06 12:20 PM by notadmblnd

what a f'ing tool:rofl:

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AlCzervik

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Wed Dec-06-06 12:21 PM
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4. via Ouija board? If i were dead Sessions is pretty much the last person on my list i'd want to be

summoned by.

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ashling

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Wed Dec-06-06 12:34 PM
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14. I have an important message for the dead person at ...

That's why the dead always screen their calls.
:rofl:

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madokie

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Wed Dec-06-06 12:42 PM
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17. Wanna see a corps annimate, I'll break rules if he was to visit my afterlife

jeffie boy isn't much less than what we okies have to put up with but when I hear his voice I want to slap him

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npincus

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Wed Dec-06-06 12:21 PM
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5. I hear you loud and clear!

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Solly Mack

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Wed Dec-06-06 12:22 PM
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6. Frist gives a video tape diagnosis. Sessions talks to the dead

and Bush gets post-its from God.

Are we there yet?

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havocmom

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Wed Dec-06-06 12:29 PM
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12. Best summation of the GOP years ever!

Edited on Wed Dec-06-06 12:30 PM by havocmom

:applause: :thumbsup:

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Cass

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Wed Dec-06-06 12:23 PM
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7. If he loses re-election next time he could go into business as a medium.

:crazy:

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jobycom

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Wed Dec-06-06 12:30 PM
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13. Not to be confused with mediocrity, which is something he has yet to rise to.

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Cass

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Wed Dec-06-06 12:37 PM
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16. LOL! nt

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izzie

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Wed Dec-06-06 12:26 PM
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8. Now I know what happened to my sister;s old Ouijja board.

I used to get such a kick out of that thing and she got so mad. Who would have thought that it would have got to the Capital and the Right hand of the God Party.

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KingFlorez

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Wed Dec-06-06 12:27 PM
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9. What in the world?

Some of these people have lost their minds.

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Judi Lynn

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Wed Dec-06-06 12:27 PM
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10. Looks as if he has a career to fall back on after the next election!

Way to go!

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WCGreen

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Wed Dec-06-06 12:29 PM
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11. He's hired Allison from the Medium to commune with the

dearly departed...

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ashling

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Wed Dec-06-06 12:37 PM
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15. Message for "Dearly Departed"

from the Clearly Departed LOL

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deadparrot

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Wed Dec-06-06 12:42 PM
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18. John Edwards' and Jeff Sessions' Cross Country.

:rofl:

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Wed Dec-06-06 12:43 PM
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19. Can we call them as witnesses so they can explain themself?

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Virginia Dare

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Wed Dec-06-06 01:03 PM
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20. Jeffy Sessions: "I hear dead people"....

It would be hilarious if it wasn't so pathetic and sad.

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valerief

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Wed Dec-06-06 01:21 PM
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21. Stupid? Insane? Stupid? Insane? Stupid? Insane? I just can't tell anymore. nt

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underpants

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Wed Dec-06-06 01:22 PM
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22. Really Jeff? What did they tell you about the box turtles?

:eyes:

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Lone_Star_Dem

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Wed Dec-06-06 01:23 PM
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23. I knew it! They're channeling Hitler.

Now everything is so much clearer.

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