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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-10-06 09:34 AM
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Before you drive, before you shop, before you eat, . . . please stop by & CAPTION!!!!
Edited on Sun Dec-10-06 09:41 AM by skip fox


W. is saying: "Merry greetings on the season to be fesitve so Christmas-y, Billo. This is George. . . Yeah, yeah. . . Well, I'm calling about the war on Christmas. I gotta figure out how to get Congress or whatever to gratify a bill so I can wage it right . . . any ideas? . . . Or does September 11th give me that sovereignty stuff? . . And by the way, any estimate of how many troops that would take?"
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SpiralHawk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-10-06 09:35 AM
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1. "Mission Accomplished. Smirk, smirk, smirk" - Commander AWOL Codpiece
You doofus, you.

Get out of the people's White House and let a real leader take over.
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spanone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-10-06 09:41 AM
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2. Hi Donnie, how's Iraq? These cocksuckers here at home have fallen for the Baker/Hamilton bullshit.
Hell, I'm gonna look more like a great deciderer than ever before. Thanks for taking a bit of the heat off.
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-10-06 09:48 AM
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3. Um, clean my carpets? No, Condi does that for us already...
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toshirajo Donating Member (41 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-10-06 09:50 AM
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4. Caption:
"I just Karl'd to say I love you,
I just Karl'd to say how much I cared ...

That's that song from that blind guy Stevie Nicks. heh heh"

****

Hello. Planet Lepton? Yeah, this is George Bush, the President of the United States on the planet Earth. Yeah. I got your boy here, your emmisary ... yeah the tall, pointy headed green guy with the sparkly light suit on ... yeah, that's him ... what's his name? ... how do you pronounce that again? ... I'm never gonna be able to say that. I'm just gonna call him Chris. Is it okay for me to call him Chris? Good ... Thank you. Yeah, well anyway ...
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-10-06 12:34 PM
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18. Sweet! That "blind guy Stevie Nicks".
:rofl:

Welcome to DU! :hi:
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Bitwit1234 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-10-06 09:52 AM
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5. Stupid question...
Does anybody else notice the different color of hair around his ears near his temple. If you notice a lot of pictures he has this slicked down different color over both ears. It is a reddish color compared to the gray. Keep looking at the different close ups and see if you notice.
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Mist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-10-06 10:33 AM
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8. Yeah, totally obvious--very odd:










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rustydog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-10-06 10:22 AM
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6. 'Hey Ma, howya doin'? I'm ok, you know you're right ,Ma...
...These Iraqis are much better off since we invaded! Why didn't I think of that,I shoulda used that as a sign of us winning n victory. Sheeit, you were dead-on right when you said that about the nigras in New Orleans! Thanks for making me feel better Ma.
Love Ya, I'll call again after I've nuked Tehran."
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Chorophyll Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-10-06 10:31 AM
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7. Dang it....
...I keep gettin' tangled up in this cord. Can't someone get me one o'them cell-yar phones?
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Sabriel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-10-06 10:38 AM
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9. DECORATION ACCOMPLISHED!!
If you look lower, you'll see his "package."
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peacetalksforall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-10-06 11:04 AM
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10. Yeh huh huh ... I'm glad he cried talking about you - me ... I'm too
macho .. huh huh ... too much of a macho man ... wooda em bar assed me ... if you know what I mean. huh huh huh
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daveskilt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-10-06 11:05 AM
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11. And then i want a big Wheel and a puppy and a skateboard - are you there Santa?
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MazeRat7 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-10-06 12:20 PM
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12. Yeah, fuck dem morans and dat ISG thingy... he he he.... I'll show em..... -nt
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WinkyDink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-10-06 12:24 PM
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13. He's so ugly, he turns my stomach. Here's my caption: "More Iraqis dead?
Edited on Sun Dec-10-06 12:25 PM by WinkyDink
COOL!!"
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Target_For_Exterm Donating Member (540 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-10-06 12:25 PM
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14. He looks Pretzelduncial. It's a clear set up photo.
No way he's really talking on the telephone. Another appeal to his fundie base.

So his caption is total silence. It matches the emptiness and total lack of ideas in his head.
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windbreeze Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-10-06 12:27 PM
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15. You say Jefferson won ?
You aren't shitting me??? Well, that's the best news I've had in a long time...now we have a foot in the door in both the House and the Senate...
windbreeze
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rucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-10-06 12:32 PM
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16. Yes, Mom, I AM wearing the sweater you got me last Christmas. n/t
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-10-06 12:33 PM
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17. Hard to tell which one is more lit up, him or the tree.
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-10-06 12:42 PM
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19. Yep, just did my peyote and decorated Pickles with 100 candles...
NiNight, Mommy. And tell Poppy he's still a mean ole poopy head. heh heh.
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