"Hi, I'm Senator John McCain"...

"And, I'll be your next president because almost every broadcast medium in America plays my free Public Service Announcements incessantly. From speaking about the anguish in Africa to a need for us to support our troops, over the past two years, I offer no solutions. Like in past messages, what I will continue to offer is a benevolent image."

In Book One of the Republic,
Plato theorizes on the importance
of tyrants presenting a benevolent image.
At least, McCain is smarter than Bush.

the idiot would have a little more compassion. But he continues to disappoint.

Suffering on that magnitude, either hardens an individual's heart beyond all comparison or it builds compassion for others to dizzying heights. In cases of suffering, like McCain, emotional middle ground remains glaringly absent in most people.

I bet Democratic hopefuls produce meaningful Public Service Announcements but it's not just those messages that remain oddly absent in modern media... Modern media pours forth a strange brew doesn't it?

Rocky: Well, they don't call him Wrongway Peachfuzz for nothing!

Bullwinkle: You mean they gotta pay?

Bullwinkle: Well this is a pickle...actually its more of a kumquat.

Bullwinkle: Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat.

Rocky: Again?

Bullwinkle: Presto!

Lion: ROAR!!!


Bullwinkle: Oops, wrong hat.

Rocky: Do you know what an A-bomb is?

Bullwinkle: Certainly. A bomb is what some people call our show.

Rocky: There has already been two attempts on your life.

Bullwinkle: Don't worry, we'll be renewed.

Rocky: And now, for all your seniors who are just about to graduate, here are some words of wisdom from Mr. Know-It-All.

Bullwinkle: You just leave that to my pal. He's the brains of the outfit.

General: What does that make you ?

Bullwinkle: What else? An executive..

Rocky: Gee, an unhappy ending.

Bullwinkle: Humble, that's me... Mr. Modesty. When it comes to humility, I'm the greatest.

Rocky: Hey Bullwinkle, we're in real trouble now!

Bullwinkle: Oh good, Rocky! I hate that artificial kind!

Boris: Aw, shut up your mouth!

Bullwinkle: Well, if you can't believe what you read in a comic book, what can you believe?

Natasha: Hello dollink.

Fearless Leader: What does Pottsylvania have more than any other country?

Mean! We have more mean than any other country in the world!

We must export mean.

"ooops wrong hat!" lol