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Horse with no Name

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Tue Dec-19-06 07:04 PM
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This is CLASSIC

At the Goodwill store that I visit frequently, they give "free bags" if you purchase something.
It is generally something that didn't sell or that they have too many of or whatever.
I pick through them, take what I want, pass them to friend who loves to go "Goodwill Hunting" too where she takes what she wants...then I donate the rest to a local clothes closet.
Sooo, I went to Goodwill today got my bag.
At the top of the bag of discards..what did I find?
Rush Limpaugh's book "See, I told you so".:rofl:
I won't be passing this on to the charity closet...I believe I will just put it out of it's misery.;)

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EvolveOrConvolve

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Tue Dec-19-06 07:05 PM
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1. If you have a fireplace

I think you just found a good fire starter. Although it might smell like shit...

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Kutjara

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Tue Dec-19-06 07:08 PM
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2. Don't do it!

Lighting such toxic waste could cause an environmental disaster.

It's probably best to return it to the author, with suggestions as to where he can safely dispose of it.

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Bobbie Jo

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Tue Dec-19-06 07:12 PM
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3. Just out of complete curiosity.....

Try selling it on e-bay...just curious if there is anyone out there still willing to pay actual money for this trash.

At any rate.....thanks for the laugh :rofl:

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Gabi Hayes

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Tue Dec-19-06 07:13 PM
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4. save a few days' toilet paper

along with a few tree branches

then....

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stillcool

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Tue Dec-19-06 07:14 PM
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5. maybe a little rough...

but T.P.?

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shaniqua6392

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Tue Dec-19-06 07:15 PM
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6. Put it under the rear tire of your car and..........

PEEL OUT!!!!! How fun is that? Then back up and DO IT AGAIN!!!!!

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AndyA

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Tue Dec-19-06 07:16 PM
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7. If you burn it, the noxious fumes it produces might make you sick.

Wait until the winds are blowing toward a Republican neighbor's house. Then send it out in a blaze of glory!

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elehhhhna

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Tue Dec-19-06 07:24 PM
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8. Keep it! It'll sell big on Ebay when he finally goes to jail &/or rehab.

That's why we're hanging on to our daughters' "Tom DeLay Citizenship Award". Fersure.

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DawgHouse

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Tue Dec-19-06 07:26 PM
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9. Priceless...

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tanyev

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Tue Dec-19-06 08:41 PM
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10. Our library sells books that have been donated as a fund-raiser.

I saw two of his books in the sale shelf and I happily donated $6.00 to the library to take them home. I tore the covers off and threw them in the recycle bin where they won't do any more damage.

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raysr

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Tue Dec-19-06 09:53 PM
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11. Put something real nasty in it, dog doo,

and send it back to him.

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