List your favorite euphemism for Bush

Mine is Gopher King, although I haven't used it much lately. The leader of the GOPhers, who live in dark little holes, have beady eyes, and are considered to be pesky rodents.

--p!

That's what I call him.

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I prefer the harsher, more brutally-honest version myself.

From a DU post about a year ago.

BOHICA Bush has a ring to it,also. :D

I'll have to use that one.

you should hear the NON-euphemistic version....

Bush Is A Post Turtle

While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 70-year-old Texas rancher (whose hand had caught in a gate while working cattle), a doctor and the old man were talking about George W. Bush being in the White House.


The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Bush is a 'post turtle'.


Not knowing what the old man meant, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was.


The old man said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle."


The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued. "You know-- he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he can't get anything done while he's up there, and you just want to help the poor bastard get down."

Comparing the <insert euphemism here> to a turtle is very offensive and degrading to Shellback-Americans.

or The Coward from Crawford

just brilliant!

That's the best one.

As a retired Navy Veteran I'd label the bastard a deserting sack of shit. I'm glad I didn't have to depend on his sorry Ass when I served my country in a combat zone. I did my time supportin and defendin the constitution george and you are, without a doubt, the leader of the largest group of domestic enemies of our constitution.

euphemism

n : an inoffensive expression that is substituted for one that is considered offensive

Doesn't sound like many of the terms of endearment being used here today really qualify. I don't think I've heard a term yet for Bush that was too offensive to be considered the truth.

Did I leave anything out?

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if you don't know the definition of blivet, look it up. The asterisks are important -- one for each non-election, of course, but I also think of it as "things have become exponentially worse since he came to power".

I think malloy called him a pile of wasted human DNA last night.

He's a lying sack of crap
He's a lying sack of crap
He's a lying, scheming, stinking, nasty, sack of liquid crap
Plink Plink

as "blivet" which I think is quite appropriate as I recall it means 10 lbs of shit in a 5 lb bag.

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Sally Baron's name for him.

http://dean2004.bmgbiz.net/defeatbush.html

It's really most appropriate...

Hitler was a great orator, educated, well read, knowledgeable and a brilliant military strategist. Bush can't even start a decent world war.

Demagogue? Psychopath?

was also a decorated combat veteran.

Filthy:
Covered or smeared with filth; disgustingly dirty. See Synonyms at dirty.
Obscene; scatological.
Vile; nasty: a filthy traitor.

'Course, President Fuckwad works, too.

And of course Homer Simpson's Commander Cuckoobananas

always makes me laugh aloud.

*

used to be chimp, monkey boy, Bushler, but been listening to Mike alot lately and the giggling murderer just does it for me now.

god I hate these people....:mad:

in this case. It's a stand in for "Son of a Bitch" these days.

self-explanatory.

I've caught myself using that term in public lately. It gets me stared at by my compatriots. But they know to whom I'm referring! :)

I'm rather fond of that one. The idiot king is much more accurate, though.

favoring the Petty Princeling today.

I like it! The Petty Princeling--doesn't that have a nice ring to it? :thumbsup:

I'm considering calling him The Retro Ranger, seeing as how he wants to take women back about 30 or 40 years. :eyes:

and the all-purpose "*"

RAH RAH....

I am so macho.

SIS BOO BAH

Naturally, being from Texas, Dubya is a fave. Chimperor and the Smirking Chimp rock. A friend once called him President Crack-Baby. Little Lord Pissypants warms my heart. I have difficulties with the astersisk as I think it's insulting to asterisks. As I said, so many to choose from.

Personally, I think of him as President Smash-and-Grab. I don't believe he cares about America or democracy or freedom or the Republican party, for that matter. I feel he and his neocons buddies are motivated by greed greed greed. They want to rob us blind and they have no concern with leaving this nation devastated in their wake. They are thieves. Money-mongering thieves.

Little boots OMG!

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is my all time favorite--hats off to the Du'er that created this! Brilliant, funnies thing EVER!

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of pretzeldent - DUer named it but I can't remember who.

someone on DU used it and I use it whenever possible.

..."an offensive or disparaging expression that is substituted for an inoffensive one."
(Nit-picky, I know!)

The Potemkin President.

I also like DictatorTot. :rofl: