Childish Fun with Saddam - A News Coverage Parody - "Saddam was a Bad Man"

Saddam was a bad man so he had to die.

Saddam was a bad man who was once an important ally of the United States. He was Don's friend. He was a star on Capitol Hill. James Baker even liked him. He was a man with friends. But then he changed.

Saddam was a bad man whose country was blockaded because he was a bad man, an evil dictator, a mass murderer, not human.

Saddam was a bad man who would not capitulate to the Leaders of the Blockade so 500,000 Iraqi children had to die. One reason is that they couldn't get chlorine to purify the drinking water because chlorine is a weapon of mass destruction so . . . poof! Rugrats sent to Allah. Bad Saddam. Bad.

Saddam was a bad man who had a lot of oil. He didn't share with his friends Exxon/Mobil, BP, Conoco, Chevron/Texaco and Royal Dutch Shell. They were afraid he would meet new friends like Petroleos de Venezuela or CNP. Bad Saddam. Very bad.

Saddam was a bad man who nobody liked. It is good to have friends and be liked. When nobody likes you . . . you get into trouble. Some other people should take notice.

Saddam was a bad man who gassed the Kurds and killed many other innocent people. What about the one hundred thousand plus Iraqis who died in Operation Iraqi Liberation, you ask? What about the 25,000 plus serious US casualties? Like I said, it's good to have friends. And two wrongs don't make a right.

Saddam was a bad man who's now dead. You saw the noose around his neck! Plus, there were other people there who saw. You're too young to see how this happened or to see the body. That's only for grown-ups and the important people at the Propag . . . oh, sorry, CNN.

Moral of the story: Saddam was a bad man who was no longer an asset. Be an asset and you won't grow up to be a bad man.