Stuff this turkey of a Thursday, please come . . . CAPTION!!!

skip fox

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Thu Jan-04-07 06:10 AM
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Stuff this turkey of a Thursday, please come . . . CAPTION!!!

W, is talking to himself, "Wow. Even with just one page a day, those briefings really add up over two terms. . . . This is almost like a . . . like a . . . a BOOK! . . . Wow."

Seriously, look at his hands. No pencil or pen. What kind of reading can he possibly be doing without a pencil or pen in hand?

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flordehinojos

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Thu Jan-04-07 06:24 AM
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1. why does the idiot even bother to wear glasses? and, does he only wear them for photo ops at the

oval office?

what a sham!

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SAXMAR

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Thu Jan-04-07 06:28 AM
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2. Putin "Cooking with Plutonium" Family Recipe Cookbook

Bush volunteers to cook lunch for opening session of Congress. Prez tells GOP members to skip official lunch and meet him at Taco Bell.

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badgerpup

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Thu Jan-04-07 06:34 AM
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3. Don't anyone mention the lettuce or green onions then...

Edited on Thu Jan-04-07 06:35 AM by badgerpup

What goes around comes around is all I'm sayin'...

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A Simple Game

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Thu Jan-04-07 08:54 AM
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7. I will be surprised if I read a better post today, good one. n/t

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Dammit Ann

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Thu Jan-04-07 06:43 AM
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4. "Holy crap!"

Edited on Thu Jan-04-07 06:46 AM by dammitann

"I wonder if anyone has noticed it's not going so well in Iraq? I mean... SHEESH! O.k., o.k., W, just look calm and studious, like you know what you're doing. It worked for Reagan."

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salin

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Thu Jan-04-07 06:44 AM
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5. "Will they just take the frickin' picture, already?"

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SAXMAR

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Thu Jan-04-07 07:13 AM
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6. Bush finishes writing screenplay " Iraq Plan 9 From Outerspace"

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rubberducky

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Thu Jan-04-07 08:59 AM
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8. Doing the only thing he can do ---- Posturing for pics

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underpants

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Thu Jan-04-07 09:07 AM
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9. Oooh look unlimited salad and breadsticks I think I'll have that!

This is a cross referenece to Lounge Olive Garden running gag

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skip fox

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Thu Jan-04-07 10:04 AM
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10. W. is "thinking": "Wow. Limericks!! . . . Great of Karl to find that site

and print them off for me. . . . Let's see: 'There was an old woman from Cincy. . . .'"

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Starbucks Anarchist

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Thu Jan-04-07 10:08 AM
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11. "Oh, Waldo, will I ever find you?"

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