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elehhhhna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-05-07 01:49 PM
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Okay, the Democrats have been in power for almost 24 hours now

and my taxes haven't gone up yet, there's been no statue of Karl Marx erected on the Capitol steps, and we haven't made abortion mandatory. I guess that shows that Newt Gingrich is still an idiot.


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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-05-07 01:49 PM
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1. slackers.
i want my mandatory abortion!
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JackBeck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-05-07 01:50 PM
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2. I'll raise you that abortion
with a gay marriage for everyone. Gotta love those SF values.
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-05-07 02:06 PM
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15. MANDATORY STATE-PROVIDED ATHEIST GAY ABORTIONS!!!!111!11!!!
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-05-07 02:22 PM
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21. ...in the military.
A gunless military, by the way.
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unpossibles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-05-07 02:07 PM
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17. I plan on having my abortion while I am getting gay group married to 2 men and a
goat on the altar at my church: Our Perpetual Lady of Secular Satanists. And we're serving brie and hummus at the reception.
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lancdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-05-07 01:50 PM
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3. And they haven't outlawed Christmas either
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Warpy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-05-07 01:55 PM
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10. Nor tried to confiscate bibles and substitute
Edited on Fri Jan-05-07 01:55 PM by Warpy
the Quran!

The sky isn't even sagging!
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hatrack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-05-07 01:50 PM
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4. Yes, but I've already turned gay, started sleeping around and I'm snorting coke!
Edited on Fri Jan-05-07 02:08 PM by hatrack
Excuse me now, I need to go shoot up.

When I mainline, I'll be using a whole bunch of black tar heroin which I purchased from the undocumented Mexican migrant whom I've hired to trim the hedges, patch the basement and edit/produce pornographic films of my daughter for distribution on pay-per-view websites which will funnel their profits to Kim Jong-il and Moqtada al Sadr.
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JackBeck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-05-07 01:51 PM
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5. You became a Republican? n/t
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hatrack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-05-07 01:52 PM
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7. No, that requires multiple divorces and trophy wives
Besides, the one thing that hasn't changed is my paycheck. Alas . . .
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Homer Wells Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-05-07 01:51 PM
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6. I think I would prefer a statue
of Groucho Marx!!

:applause: :silly:
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YOY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-05-07 02:18 PM
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19. or a statue of John Lennon
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BuyingThyme Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-05-07 01:53 PM
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8. I think I saw a bunch of Gays get married this morning.
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Ian David Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-05-07 01:54 PM
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9. PALOMINO!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqKCbtO9erQ
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tridim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-05-07 01:55 PM
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11. I'd settle for just one day of 60's style "free love"
and a steaming bowl of Rice-a-Roni.
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libnnc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-05-07 01:59 PM
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12. But I did eat Rice A Roni last night for dinner...
And I watched an L-Word DVD...what could that mean?

Those LiberalSanFranciscoCommiePinkoSocialistChavezHomosexualLesbianFeminist values are rubbing off I guess.



What's next? Pouring a warm Carmel Mocha Latte over my nether regions, while listening to Joni Mitchell record?

Oh wait, I did that LAST week...
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Botany Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-05-07 02:11 PM
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18. Snort!
What's next? Pouring a warm Carmel Mocha Latte over my nether regions, while listening to Joni Mitchell record?

http://thumb7.shutterstock.com/photos2/thumb_small/426/426,1129683659,37.jpg
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sinkingfeeling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-05-07 02:01 PM
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13. And John McCain hasn't committed suicide yet either.
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lancdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-05-07 02:05 PM
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14. LOL
Flip-flopper!
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NanceGreggs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-05-07 02:07 PM
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16. Yet another GOP campaign promise broken ... n/t
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-05-07 02:21 PM
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20. We're still too busy with the box turtles.
After the first flush of lust fades, though, we'll get around to the abortions and sensitivity classes.
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kegler14 Donating Member (541 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-05-07 02:51 PM
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22. Unfortunately, I also haven't seen the promised Freeper exodus
from the country. Seems like at least half of them said they'd have to flee if Democrats took over Congress.
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