Fundraiser for monument to George W.

Dear Friends:

I have the distinguished honor of being on the committee to raise $5,000,000 for a monument of George W. Bush. We originally wanted to put him on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for two more faces.

We then decided to erect a statue of George in the Washington, D.C. Hall Of Fame. We were in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside Richard Nixon, who never told the truth, since George Bush could never tell the difference.

We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Republican of them all. He left not knowing where he was going, and when he got there he did not know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all on someone else's money.


Member, George W. Bush Monument Committee

ps...The Committee has raised $1.35 so far.

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It was written on a closed account at Bush brother Neil's failed savings and loan, Silverado.

That check will bounce until the new Democratic President takes office in 2009.

may I suggest that they just stop flushing for a few days. In short order they will have a highly appropriate monument to our 43rd president.

Sorry...potty humor is usually beneath me, but * deserves it.

after seeing Bush on TV. Amazingly, it looks just like him. Now I'm showing my dog photos of Cheney and Condi and telling him to get to work, with the help of triple servings of Alpo. My conservative neighbors are flocking to my front yard, turning it into a holy shrine.

I'm referring this to the DUzy Awards Committee (ie. me) for serious consideration.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

....a FARK style Photoshop contest of what a * monument should look like! I feel the need to :rofl: