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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-10-07 07:46 AM
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Wipe that smirk off Wednesday's nasty little face, . . . please come CAPTION!!!!
Edited on Wed Jan-10-07 07:49 AM by skip fox


W. is "thinking": "Okay. Now I gotta make my plan. It's due tonight!!! Just like in college! I never started a paper until the night before. . . . I work best under pressure. . . . Now I gotta think!! . . . Think!! . . . Oh yeah, 'I take this war very seriously . . .' Yeah. That's a good start."
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liberal renegade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-10-07 08:23 AM
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1. nobody believes anything I say
Edited on Wed Jan-10-07 08:23 AM by tenaciousradical
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non sociopath skin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-10-07 08:24 AM
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2. Shit .. am I supposed to be talking about I-ran or I-raq?
Can never remember which is which ...

The Skin
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Ganja Ninja Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-10-07 08:36 AM
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3. Zzzzzzzzz.
:boring: Wake up George!
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annabanana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-10-07 08:38 AM
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4. "Dear Lord, Take the pen and write the speech. .
Just like you did for those guys who wrote your Bible for you...That will make it magic and it will all come true."
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-10-07 09:24 AM
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5. W. continues on his speech: "Hmmm. What's next? . . . Oh yeah, 'And I think about the war all
Edited on Wed Jan-10-07 09:26 AM by skip fox
the time, . . . and our brave troops, . . .because it's important, . . . like they are . . .' Opps! What was that again? . . . I don't believe it! I forgot!!! . . . Geez! I gotta write these down. . . Damn, and that was a good one, too."
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annabanana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-10-07 09:30 AM
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6. heh... not as disjointed as usual, I see. . . .n/t
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gatorboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-10-07 09:41 AM
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7. "I think I just Surged my pants....."
Heh Heh!
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Jester_11218 Donating Member (914 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-10-07 09:45 AM
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8. Maybe I really am a dick.
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GreatCaesarsGhost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-10-07 10:09 AM
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9. "is my lobotomy scar showing?'
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-10-07 12:43 PM
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10. W. begins his speech yet again with the clock running: "Hmmm. Okay. Why not start
with 'God Bless America' then thank everyone for tuning in. . . . Ah, like 'Thanks for tuning in' . . . or something like that. . . . Then . . . what? . . . Damn, this is hard."
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-10-07 02:12 PM
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11. W. is "thinking": "Geez. Wasted an hour cleaning my room . . . Then I found the GameBoy . . .
and forgot all about the speech for another two hours. . . . Gee . . . I better call Karl. Maybe he will have an idea."
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Tierra_y_Libertad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-10-07 02:14 PM
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12. "Taking a piss is such hard work."
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-10-07 02:15 PM
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13. "Okay Joe, you can get up now!"
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poofer Donating Member (194 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-10-07 02:43 PM
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14. God is speaking
to me again!
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