Who stole my shoes? Who blasted a cap in a Saturday's *ss? . . . Who doesn't yearn to CAPTION???

skip fox

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Sat Jan-13-07 12:30 PM
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Who stole my shoes? Who blasted a cap in a Saturday's *ss? . . . Who doesn't yearn to CAPTION???

Edited on Sat Jan-13-07 12:31 PM by skip fox

W. is saying, "Any body who looks can see easy that a surge doesn't mean an escalation,and not just because they are different words. Instead, they mean different things altogether. An escalation goes up high and stays there, like getting someplace on the next floor and then staying, with a new ceiling and way to dealing with things, not like a little wave which is what a surge, and it's a shorter word which means it won't stay as long."

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tomp

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Sat Jan-13-07 12:44 PM
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1. oh, i get it...

...the w stands for webster. bush is now giving us lessons in semantics.

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yy4me

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Sat Jan-13-07 12:45 PM
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2. Is this for real?

If it is, he is even more stupid than I thought. Sometimes I feel we are sunk. With our collective wisdom, we elected this paragon of intellectualism? The fact that he is president is proof the voting machines were fixed! I'm no good at captioning but mighty good calling **** choice things under my breath.

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Warpy

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Sat Jan-13-07 12:59 PM
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4. Under your breath? I YELL those things

because I don't give a damn about being a lady but I do give a damn about voicing my opinion of a liar, cheat, thief, and total ignoramus who is ruining my country.

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Viva_La_Revolution

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Sat Jan-13-07 12:54 PM
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3. perfect!

you've captured his essence. :rofl:

love it when he tries to explain things to the 'Merican People.

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GuvWurld

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Sat Jan-13-07 12:59 PM
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5. Every time the short duration aspect of surge is emphasized...

we come back with a question about the wisdom of announcing a time table for their withdrawal

Caption:
I have a gaping fistula where my mouth oughta be.

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AlCzervik

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Sat Jan-13-07 01:02 PM
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6. Hey Dim-son, Shakespeare called, he wants his "Three" back.

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CrazyOrangeCat

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Sat Jan-13-07 01:41 PM
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7. yer gettin' scary, Fox!

Edited on Sat Jan-13-07 01:43 PM by CrazyOrangeCat

I'm starting to think you really ARE channeling the Chimp.

"with a new ceiling and way to dealing with things . . ."

--The New, CrazierOrangeCat :rofl:

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