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Jackpine Radical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-13-07 05:23 PM
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I finally figured out why they're calling it a surge.
I've suspected for some time that the major reason for the escalation of the war is just to give their war industry buddies one more big suck at the tits of the U.S. Treasury before the whole show goes bust. Then I remembered what a Surge really is, and I was amazed at their outright brazenness. It's right out there in front of our noses.



In case you didn't know it, a Surge is a brand of milking machine.
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grasswire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-13-07 05:24 PM
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1. EXCELLENT!!
Send this to Keith Olbermann.

Outstanding find.
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-13-07 05:33 PM
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2. And a soda
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JuniperLea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-13-07 05:33 PM
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3. Sucking the oil too
That big oil contract looming over Iraq. You don't hear much about it and it's curious that a hand-picked government hasn't signed up yet.
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ClassWarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-13-07 05:36 PM
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4. Sorry JR...
...your analogy sucks.

NGU.
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Jackpine Radical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-13-07 05:45 PM
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5. Milking it for all it's worth, eh?
Wouldn't want to be left holding the bag, now.
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ClassWarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-13-07 06:52 PM
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11. That's...
...udder lunacy.

NGU.
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Jackpine Radical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-13-07 07:11 PM
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13. You're not
gonna cow me that easily.
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ClassWarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-13-07 07:13 PM
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14. That's...
...a lotta bull. Don't have a cow, dude.

NGU.
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Jackpine Radical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-13-07 07:22 PM
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15. How
dairy you say that?
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ClassWarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-13-07 07:32 PM
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16. Hay, I didn't mean to...
...horn in on your thread. Maybe I better hoof it.

NGU.
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Jackpine Radical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-13-07 08:16 PM
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18. You cud bale out or stay
& ruminate on it with us.
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ClassWarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-13-07 08:24 PM
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19. Well, pardon my French...
...but I am enjoying our little teat-a-teat.

NGU.
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Jackpine Radical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-13-07 08:35 PM
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20. No bovine boobs around here.
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ClassWarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-13-07 09:53 PM
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23. Well, if I'm gonna stay, I may as well pour myself a beer. Question is...
...should I just have a few sips, or should I drink the hol-stein?

NGU.
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Jackpine Radical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-13-07 10:00 PM
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24. I assume...
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ClassWarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-13-07 10:45 PM
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25. What else?
Cheeeeezzzzz...

NGU.
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kimmerspixelated Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-13-07 05:48 PM
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6. TOUCHE'
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EFerrari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-13-07 05:49 PM
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7. No kidding. Someday, let's get better at dealing with pickpockets. nt
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SpiralHawk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-13-07 06:06 PM
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8. The milk of human greed
republicons -- all they think about is stealing money from the government, and deviant sex.
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BeFree Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-13-07 06:41 PM
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10. Deviants, all
Yep. They believe in a deviant government and deviant sex. And, they never were elected due to the deviant election counts.

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stevedeshazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-13-07 06:27 PM
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9. I can't believe I missed that, as my grandfather's dairy employed the Surge Machine
Good one!
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Anarcho-Socialist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-13-07 07:02 PM
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12. Fascinating analogy
and not far from the mark.
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Emit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-13-07 07:42 PM
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17. !!!!
That's so fitting! esp. given this info on this thread:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=3107946&mesg_id=3108174
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KoKo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-13-07 08:35 PM
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21. You are saying a "Surge of Cow TITS!" ?????
Edited on Sat Jan-13-07 08:36 PM by KoKo01
Time for Wall St. and Corporatists to have another suck before they go into REHAB? :eyes:
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Jackpine Radical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-13-07 09:11 PM
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22. Yeh. Exactly.
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B Calm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-13-07 10:50 PM
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26. That's right, it's called a SURGE MILKER!
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cascadiance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-13-07 11:01 PM
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27. And it also rhymes with purge, which is what Bushco is doing now!
With all of the attorneys that his people don't like around the country that he appointed earlier (aka Carol Lam, who prosecuted Duke Cunningham)...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=102&topic_id=2685750

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=103&topic_id=256481
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kdpeters Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-14-07 06:08 AM
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28. *ahem* The right-wing politically correct term is "augmentation"
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