I spent three hours earlier today arguing theology with street preachers.

BreweryYardRat

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Wed Jan-17-07 10:48 PM
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I spent three hours earlier today arguing theology with street preachers.

Man, you want to talk about exercises in futility... :(

On the bright side, I pranked one of them. Condoms full of Burger King mayonnaise freak out hateful fundie kooks quite well.

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Nickster

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Wed Jan-17-07 10:50 PM
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1. You're an evil, evil person. I like that! n/t

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BreweryYardRat

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Wed Jan-17-07 10:53 PM
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2. Not really. I just have to do something outrageous every so often. n/t

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aquart

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Wed Jan-17-07 10:54 PM
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3. Don't forget to mention:

That Christian civilization derives from a woman with her ass in the air. (Theologists just go nuts. But that's the posture of gleaning and Ruth was gleaning when Boaz saw her.)

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LostInAnomie

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Wed Jan-17-07 10:57 PM
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4. One of my fondest memories is debating some fundy...

... in front of one of their booths at the county fair. If he wouldn't have been so stupid he would of realized he got owned.

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BreweryYardRat

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Wed Jan-17-07 10:59 PM
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5. Less debating, more both sides screaming at one another.

Fuckers wouldn't let the good guys get a word in edgewise.

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DRoseDARs

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Wed Jan-17-07 11:10 PM
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6. Mayo-filled condoms? Sounds like excellent Fred Phelps repellent!

I'm gonna have to remember that prank... :thumbsup:

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BreweryYardRat

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Wed Jan-17-07 11:23 PM
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8. Yeah. I was half-tempted to squirt some of the mayo on one of them.

Figured I might get sued/charged if I did.

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Warren DeMontague

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Wed Jan-17-07 11:15 PM
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7. Oh, man. You could have done something useful, like watch a "Look Whos Talking" marathon on DVD. nt

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Manifestor_of_Light

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Wed Jan-17-07 11:25 PM
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9. Seawolf, you haven't lived...

until you've been bullied and hit and run out of their house by them, while attempting to have a "discussion". No way.

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Warpy

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Wed Jan-17-07 11:26 PM
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10. Until I got to the bit about the condoms, I was all ready

to give you a lecture. In the meantime, KY Jelly works even better, or egg whites if you can afford it.

One of the things that makes me a very bad Buddhist is my tendency to cut to the chase with fundy kooks trying to bully me into buying Jesus: "Bugger off."

If they're not bullies, I smile sweetly, make sure my wallet hasn't been lifted, and make for an exit.

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pinto

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Wed Jan-17-07 11:33 PM
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11. Locking.

Eh, let's not run with this, whaddya say?

Thanks.

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