Globe cover story: B*sh Leaves Laura!

Ordinarily I'd buy it for my bathroom, but we're on a tight budget these days. (The Globe and The Enquireer are terrific toilet companions!)

So from memory:

The story is that Laura berated Chimp about his "not caring about her" after her cancer surgery, and this at (another) Chimpy low point. He blew up at her, and they were yelling in a way they hadn't ever done (according to witnesses) and that's when Chimpy took off for an overnight at Camp David. According to the article, their marriage has crumbled and is predicted to collapse "by Easter". Per article, Chimpy's alcohol binges plus jealousy over Condoleeza Rice (Laura's belief that there's been some hanky-panky between the two) started the decline in their relationship. Laura and her Secret Service detail had spent nights at a hotel near the WH in the past noted in an earlier Globe article and reported in at least one blog (Wayne Madsen's) at the time.

So, Chimp said he'll stay the course even if Laura and Barney were the only ones still supporting him. Change that to Barney. Or Condi and Barney. Or Jesus and Barney.



Previous threads on The Globe's obsession with the deterioration of Chimpy's personal life!

Globe: Senior WH staffer shopping tell-all book: Chimpy's drinking binges, etc.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=364&topic_id=2867439

Globe: "Bush & Laura Secret Marriage Counseling
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=364&topic_id=1633635

Barney is leaving him too.
So sorry for you luck you psycho SOB!;)

bah BAH bah..bah bah BAH BAH

oh, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, aye yaya yayayayayaaaaaaaaaa

:D

run run run awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

:D

My friend's dog once walked over and shit on my foot (diareahha). Then, same day, he came up to me a coughed something up on my foot. (Long ago, I was in High School)

I'd love to see Barney give B*sh the same treatment (video posted on YouTube, of course!).

:rofl:

In a Johnson-esque like momement he must think "When I've lost Barney I've lost the USA."

Suppose he wanders the WH halls asking portraits of dead presidents how much wife trouble they had?

Don't leave him alone with that man.

High Comedy ....

Bring on the twins. Let's see what they have to say.

bus or restaurant seats. You might drop off a few at the doc's office as well:rofl: :rofl:

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha .....

when they were in the WH. But it's fun reading anyway.

... and now we're getting tabloid updates.

Aren't we lucky?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=party+pooper

:)

party pooper:

1. A person who ruins a party by either stopping the fun or not participating in a certain activity.

Jeff is a party pooper because he won't play Spin The Bottle.


2. A person that ruins a festive moment with their attitude.

Jan is such a party pooper, but we went on with out her!


3.a person who takes a large shit on the party decorations also see party skidmarks.

Andrew, that piglet, was a party pooper all at Chucky Cheeses .


4. Ass that you invite to the party that eventually starts being stubborn and ruins the fun.

It would be funny to stick a party pooper's head in the punch bowl

Our gutless Congress and the assumed war with Iran have me in a bad mood about the Chimperor.

...the Jeffie Gannon story was hushed up very quickly wasn't it? After hours visits to the WH? The real story (if it ever comes out) will be a bombshell.

Horror upon horror!

She makes the freaks on American Idol look normal.

or, as Beavis and Butthead call him, "That fat guy who's on all those cool newspapers"

reliable??? I mean, after all, they're found right beside Weekly World News (which had a cover article stating that Hillary running mate in 2008 will be an alien) in my local supermarket.