bush has 'Jumped the Couch' - Democratic Underground

mopaul

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Mon Jan-02-06 05:57 AM
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bush has 'Jumped the Couch'

Edited on Mon Jan-02-06 05:58 AM by mopaul

on cnn they mentioned the phrase 'jumped the couch' referring to tom cruise's famous couch jumping frenzy on oprah, thereby replacing 'jump the shark' as slang for finally wearing out your premise.

so bush has jumped the couch as far as being president. no shit.

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fasttense

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Mon Jan-02-06 06:01 AM
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1. Yeah, there are some people here who are saying his facial

expressions are now dominated by fierce maniacal anger. The media carefully screens out his crazy expressions but when he insists on going live, his true soul shows through.

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katmondoo

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Mon Jan-02-06 07:05 AM
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2. Yesterday at the hospital * looked and acted more like

an inmate of an insane asylum than a President. He aged over the weekend. Looks more like 80 than a man in his fifties. Hard work being King.

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ROakes1019

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Mon Jan-02-06 08:32 AM
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4. jaws

There was a shot of him and the lump crossing the WH lawn from the helicopter and his jaw was working away. Then he spied the cameras and flashed his Heil Hitler wave. The lump just smiled away the whole time like any good lump will do.

Oh, and maybe it should be "catapulted the couch."

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xultar

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Mon Jan-02-06 08:20 AM
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3. Yes, that is how he got the newest scratch on his ugly ass face

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Lindsay

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Mon Jan-02-06 08:33 AM
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5. From catapulting the couch, you mean?

Yep, that's what I'm thinking, too. ;)

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