Does al-Qaida have an 800 number?! - Democratic Underground

LuCifer

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Mon Feb-06-06 09:03 PM
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Does al-Qaida have an 800 number?!

Today, during the Gonzales testimony in the wiretapping hearings, one Senator asked if al Qaida had a simple 800 number to recruit new members...well, check this out...

If you dial 1-800-AL-QAIDA, it is not in service.

If you dial 1-877-AL-QAIDA, it is not in service.

If you dial 1-888-AL-QAIDA, it is not in service.

If you dial 1-866-AL-QAIDA, you get the Bellagio Hotel!!!!

So does that mean alQaida are entrenched in Vegas? I thought that was against their religion? Thing that make you go HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lu Cifer, no idea what you'll get if you call 1-800-BUSH-SUX

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BuyingThyme

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Mon Feb-06-06 09:04 PM
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1. Try al Qaeda.

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LuCifer

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Mon Feb-06-06 09:05 PM
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2. I was thinking about that...

...but I was too busy trying to come up with something like 1-800-911-TERA, or some veriation...

Lu Cifer, how about 1-800-FUK-BUSH?

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BuyingThyme

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Mon Feb-06-06 09:08 PM
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5. You can also call 1-800-555-1212 and ask for assistance.

I hear that's how the NSA did it.

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HysteryDiagnosis

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Mon Feb-06-06 09:06 PM
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3. According to shrub.... they use a 666 area code... n/t.

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KamaAina

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Mon Feb-06-06 09:07 PM
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4. Nope. You have to dial (202) 293-4983.

then when the operator answers "Project for a New American Century", ask for extension 23...

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LuCifer

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Mon Feb-06-06 09:13 PM
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7. BWAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Are you shittin' me?! PNAC has a number you can call? Oh spiffy. So if ya ain't got a computer, you can still get updates on their latest plans to carve up the world some more, heh?

Lu

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Junkdrawer

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Mon Feb-06-06 09:09 PM
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6. Funny, I posted this a few weeks back...

"My theory is that the Saudis run al Qaeda as an on-tap terror organization with the permission and aid of top NeoCons. Need a Pearl Harbor attack? Call 1-800-ALQAEDA - operators are on call."

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=364&topic_id=197461#197512

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Tierra_y_Libertad

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Mon Feb-06-06 09:31 PM
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8. Yes. But, you only get the new #2 man.

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