I wrote Cheney a song. Care to have a sing-a-long?

Remember that old song "Timothy" where the miners eat Timothy?
That's the tune.

Cheney, Cheney, who on earth did you shoot?
Cheney, Cheney, God why don't you know?

Ornery as hell and slick as snot
Dick said he would sell his soul
To make the fatal shot
Whiskey enough to drink for two
Told the SS man, "I'll have a swig
And then there's some for you."

Cheney, Cheney, God what did you do?
Cheney, Cheney, why oh why did you shoot?

He shot his gun and I went down
The very next thing that I could see
Was flashing lights and a loud siren
And my face was full as it could be
peppered with pellets from dick cheney

And the only one left to tell the tale
The only one who is still alive
won't ever go hunting with cheney no more
won't ever hunt quail with Dick.

"Dick said he would sell his soul"

I don't think he ever had one to sell. Do you? :shrug:

Thanks for the sharing! :hi:

In peace and growing hope,
V