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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-15-06 05:00 PM
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1 hour to the Fox/Dick interview-please print this out
Edited on Wed Feb-15-06 05:00 PM by underpants
a refresher for some, new information to others

The following outlines when it is acceptable to criticize the Bush administration

You can criticize Bush* at any time other than the following:

BEFORE he completely screws up. That is being an "obstructionist".

WHILE he is completely screwing up or WHILE he is covering up the screw up. That is "not offering positive alternatives"

AFTER he screws up. That is "Monday morning quarterbacking" or "revisionist history"** take your pic.

___________________________________________

*let's assume that, for brevity, that he has an actual function and is actually in charge***.

** see "Links to terrorism/WMD/a threat" changing to "freedom is on the march".

**** relax, we know he isn't at least we PRAY**** he isn't.

****even evil godless communist liberal types are willing to say a few words on bended knee just in case. OH PLEASE GOD NO... that sort of thing.
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dchill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-15-06 05:03 PM
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1. And don't forget...
ANY time you criticize Bush, you are jeopardizing national security.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-15-06 05:04 PM
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2. Of course
well said

Now, have you proven your love for 'Murka by blindly following today?
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NanceGreggs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-15-06 05:05 PM
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3. Add:
"Aiding and abetting the enemy ..."
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dchill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-15-06 05:09 PM
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4. Of course...
If you're not with us, you're with the terriss!

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NanceGreggs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-15-06 05:16 PM
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5. Hey, just thought of a Cheney bumper-sticker ...
... on honour of Dick "5 Deferments" Cheney:

"He's shooting 'em over here, because he wouldn't shoot 'em over there!"
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dchill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-15-06 05:26 PM
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6. Don't make me laugh!
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NanceGreggs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-15-06 05:32 PM
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7. OOOOPS!
... there I go, 'aiding and abetting' again.
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Jacobin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-15-06 05:38 PM
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8. Can't stop grinning
I actually did print this out!

Underpants has mind control abilities that span the ether.

Kinda freaks me out.

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