|
Printer-friendly format Email this thread to a friend Bookmark this thread |
This topic is archived. |
Home » Discuss » Archives » General Discussion (01/01/06 through 01/22/2007) |
goodboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-15-06 10:01 PM Original message |
What do people say when they're busted for alcohol-related crimes? |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
noamnety (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-15-06 10:02 PM Response to Original message |
1. followed by: |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
goodboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-15-06 10:04 PM Response to Reply #1 |
4. He didn't announce that he was behind me when I backed over him. |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
babylonsister (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-15-06 10:02 PM Response to Original message |
2. 100, 97, 99, 96... |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
Botany (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-15-06 10:03 PM Response to Original message |
3. or just had a couple .... |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
goodboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-15-06 10:08 PM Response to Reply #3 |
6. It's no secret that a weekend hunting is a weekend partying...just not |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
stepnw1f (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-15-06 10:06 PM Response to Original message |
5. I Just Smoked Some Crack |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
goodboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-15-06 10:10 PM Response to Reply #5 |
8. LOL! I dropped my stem in my crotch and it burned my |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
Carni (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-15-06 10:18 PM Response to Reply #8 |
9. Oh no... |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
txindy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-15-06 10:09 PM Response to Original message |
7. And only then because the alcohol smell is on their breath |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
goodboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-15-06 11:07 PM Response to Reply #7 |
12. ANd the "one" beer might just be a Colt .45 or in Cheney's case a |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
Straight Shooter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-15-06 10:32 PM Response to Original message |
10. "It's only one beer and I can hold my liquor." |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
goodboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-15-06 11:05 PM Response to Reply #10 |
11. liquor? I hardly know her! (nt) |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
Straight Shooter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 12:08 AM Response to Reply #11 |
13. Bad boy! |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
goodboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 12:35 PM Response to Reply #13 |
18. Welcome to badboy's bar...Liquor in the front, Poker in the Rear! |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
Straight Shooter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 06:18 PM Response to Reply #18 |
20. I haven't heard that since I left Tennessee ... |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
goodboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 10:29 PM Response to Reply #20 |
21. my grandma told me this one....What are 3 parts o an old stove? |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
Straight Shooter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 11:26 PM Response to Reply #21 |
22. Your grandma? |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
goodboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-17-06 12:51 AM Response to Reply #22 |
23. I haven't told it yet...3 parts of an old stove: Lifter, Leg, and Poker |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
Straight Shooter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-17-06 01:31 AM Response to Reply #23 |
26. I know, I know. |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
VOX (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 12:18 AM Response to Original message |
14. "Jesh whum beeehr, oshifur. **belch** Jesh whum lil' whum." |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
goodboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 01:49 AM Response to Reply #14 |
15. and try to discreetly pop 7 altoids or whatever gum you've got before |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
NorthernSpy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 03:35 AM Response to Original message |
16. well, the woman who crashed into my father kept insisting... |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
goodboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 04:32 AM Response to Reply #16 |
17. first they deny it...then they'll admit to only 1 drink...(nt) |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
bleedingheart (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 12:45 PM Response to Original message |
19. if I recall Cheney has a few DUI's under his belt .... |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
goodboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-17-06 01:20 AM Response to Reply #19 |
24. 2 Dewies, 8 months apart. 1962-63. Not that we should hold it against |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
Lone_Star_Dem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-17-06 01:22 AM Response to Original message |
25. My friend and I in HS did a skit about that |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
DU AdBot (1000+ posts) | Sat May 04th 2024, 08:32 AM Response to Original message |
Advertisements [?] |
Top |
Home » Discuss » Archives » General Discussion (01/01/06 through 01/22/2007) |
Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002 DCScripts.com
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators
Important Notices: By participating on this discussion board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.
Home | Discussion Forums | Journals | Store | Donate
About DU | Contact Us | Privacy Policy
Got a message for Democratic Underground? Click here to send us a message.
© 2001 - 2011 Democratic Underground, LLC