Written by "a genius on TWoP" (Television Without Pity).
Retrieved, to give you an idea of the spread of this story, from SoapZone's General Hospital Bitch Post:
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Posted by Truthiness:
Is this the real life, is this just Iraq fantasy
Caught in a quail hunt, no escape from reality
Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see
I'm just a rich boy, I need loads o'sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go, aim high, aim low
Anyway the gun goes, doesn't really matter to me, to me
Brit Hume, just shot a man, he scared me all to ****,
Pulled my trigger now he's hit
Brit Hume, oil wealth was piling up
But now I've gone and blown it all away
Brit Hume oooh... Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Spin on, Spin on, as if nothing really matters
Too late, the world laughs at me, sends shivers down my spine
Ego's aching all the time
Goodbye everybody, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Brit Hume oooh (any way the gun goes)
I don't want to be a joke, I sometimes wish I'd never been hatched at all
I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scottie M, Scottie M, will you do the Fandango
Obfuscate and spining, very very frightening thing
Jonnie Stewart (Jonnie Stewart)
Jonnie Stewart (Jonnie Stewart)
Jonnie Stewart (Magnifico)
But I'm just a rich boy and nobody loves me
He's just a rich boy from a rich family
Spare him his ego from this monstrosity
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go
Daily Show! No, we will not let you go, let him go
Daily Show! We will not let you go, let him go
Daily Show! We will not let you go, let me go
Will not let you go, let me go
Will not let you go let me go
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Daily Show, Daily Show, Daily Show let me go
Beelzebub has a named a big devil for me, for me, for me
So you think you can mock me and say that I lie
So you think you can mock me and say I let him die
Oh baby, can't do this to me baby
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right out of here
Nothing really matters, anyone can see
Nothing really matters, nothing really matters to me
Any way the gun goes.**