"Things I, (Family Guy's) Peter Griffin, would like to say to America":
10. If George Bush had Dick Cheney's first name, his name would be Dick Bush, and I'll tell you I'd listen to a lot more of his speeches
9. Did the Patriot Act take care of Mujibur and Sirajul?
8. Shouldn't Crystal Bernard be in 'Playboy' by now... I mean we did our part and sat thru seven seasons of 'Wings'
7. Laura Bush killed a guy
6. This is the best moment in television since Mr Belvedere sat on his own nuts and fainted
5. Did you know Jim Belushi had a brother, who was in TV, too?
4. Hey Ben Affleck and Matt Damon, we're all still waiting on that second oscar-winning script
3. I've always wanted to do this... Ladies and gentlemen, the Max Weinberg Seven
2. If Jay Leno makes you laugh, chances are I don't care for you as a person
1. We should all buy more American products which at last check are down to porn and cheeseburgers.A fucking SCREAM!!!:rofl: