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neuvocat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-04-06 08:30 PM
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Poetry by G.W. Bush
Did you know that Bush once upon a time wrote a poem? Well ok, maybe he didn't but someone made a poem out of his quotes. Here it is:


MAKE THE PIE HIGHER
by George W. Bush

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
and potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!

Here's the linky:

http://www.snopes.com/politics/bush/piehigher.asp
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babylonsister Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-04-06 08:32 PM
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1. "I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity."
:rofl:
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Jim Sagle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-04-06 08:33 PM
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2. Ode to George W. Ppppfffffbbbbbtttttt
Hickory dickory dock
Why don't you suck my cock?
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Betsy Ross Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-04-06 08:37 PM
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3. The posted poem was cute,
but your ditty made me rotfl,
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BleedingHeartPatriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-04-06 09:34 PM
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4. ROFL...I KNEW that you were posting the Snopes "poem"
It's awesome, and time for it to be put out there again!

MKJ

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