Just Musing...What Will * Do After He Leaves/resigns/is impeached/retires?

He'll milk this till 2008 to be sure, but you know he won't sit on the ranch and screw CONdi or whoever, at every opportunity? Makes me nervous. What about KKKarl & DICK? (etc.)

he'll be asking if you "Want fries with that?"

Weeeeeeeeee....look at 'em go!

;)

I hope.

Then he'll die there within two to five years, for sure. In fact, wasn't this what he was going to do after '04 in the event that his reselection wasn't recognized by media?

Chimp=nothing
TurdB=keep a finger in the game
Pepper=die from gout of the heart

He may have to avoid traveling to certain areas lest he be arrested for his crimes. Henry Kissinger has that problem. Remember how all those old Nazis got rounded up?

He only bought the ranch to run for president. Otherwise, I'm sure he'll keep a condo in Houston like his dad did for income tax purposes, and spend the rest of his time yachting or polo-ing or whatever it is ultra-wealthy ivy-leaque retirees do. Maybe start a "think tank" so he can earn an exuberant slary from Saudi contributors as the president of said organization.

Following that, probably eternal damnation.

love the eternal damnation part, because if there is a hell, he deserves his very own special place.

if he earns an exorbitant salary. however, i think he will find a company he can run into the ground. then maybe he'll become a goodwill ambassador . . . to the middle east, of course. in his off time, he will count the millions he made off his presidency and stock his library . . . the first book in his library will undoubtedly be 'my pet goat'.

i only hope he disappears from public view . . . unless that view involves bars. just looking at him has always made my skin crawl. however, i think striped or even orange pjs will make him look a lot better to me.

i just don't understand how people cannot see through that veneer of sincerity. he is the most arrogant, insincere, patronizing, sanctimonious person i have ever seen . . . worse than nixon in that regard.

ellen fl

Who doesn't own a theseusorous. :)

I'd be surprised if there aren't public burnings of My Pet Goat before it's all over, in order to "preserve the good name of Der Fuhr... I mean, 'our president.'"

By the way: if you were the one I was poking fun at the other day for not spelling, capitalizing, and punctuating properly, I apologize. It's not you; it's a long running grudge I have against e.e. cummings.

i have to capitalize all day long so i enjoy NOT having to do so when i'm 'offline' . . . especially since i am a poor typist but my job requires it. :) besides, i think it makes my posts look like i'm whispering since i use all caps for shouting.

ellen fl

He'll be living in his cocoon, protected by the SS, doing private fundraising for Republican defense funds.

With preachers and sheep and world-class cocaine.

Maybe some devil worship for giggles.

(In all seriousness . . . these people are seriously twisted. Psych books will be written about them for years and years.)

:scared:

If we see a replacement for Cheney before then, that'll only add to my belief. I just can't see how the GOPhers and Neoconsters can allow this mental case to run around as an ex-pResident. He'd be a loose cannon. He's far, far more useful as a martyr.

on this.

Especially if he starts another war with Iran.

my pet goat.

w/Kevin Bacon, Tommy Lee Jones and Joe Pesci dressed in Roman emporer garb, playing some sort of weird fantasy game,riding each other like horses (among other things) fueled on cocaine and alcohol.

Will they all ride into the sunset with their stolen treasure or sail there, courtesy of the UAE operated ports?

if he avoids a stint as prisoner of Leavenworth.

Bubba: That punk ass bitch comes here, he'll be my bitch.
Spike: No, he's not good enough to be my bitch. You can have him.
Bubba: Well, wait a minute. . . He could be my slave.
Spike: True, heh, heh.
Bubba: In fact, in the spirit of good will, I'll share him.
Spike: Good, let's make out the schedule . . .

to be continued. . .

I was thinking along the same lines. :)

Maybe something to do with Major League Baseball again in some way after he leaves office in 2009? He'll still be pretty young.

It may be sooner than you think. I have a feeling karma is bubbling up.

Just asking.

by repuke hacks in front of whatever wingnut groups will have him. He'll use daddy's connections to get onto some corporate boards where he'll be paid handsomely for doing nothing. He'll fleece wealthy contributors to come up with the money for his pitiful "library," which will consist of "My Pet Goat" and a couple of other children's books Pickles once read to the twins.

Otherwise he'll get drunk and pass out - frequently - behind closed doors.

In short, his life won't change much.

As long as it's far far away from the USA

Give speeches to his inner core of Kool Aid addicts
Sit on some oil compnay boards
Sit on the Carlyle Board
Chop wood

I heard Pickles plans to open a driving school.

Why is the nickname Pickles? Someone's going to have to explain that to me.

I think the inspiration behind the nickname is Pickles, Buddy Sorrell's attractive but ditzy wife on the 'Dick Van Dyke Show'

Discredited, a national embarassment, his few friends will desert him. While he'll never be poor -- with all that oil money? -- he will be shunned. The twins will disavoy him, even as they slip into alcoholic obscurity, surfacing once on a reality show for two seasons before becoming an answer to a trivia question. Pickles will divorce him by the end of the teens, becoming a librarian again, and marrying a real Texas rancher. George W. Bush will be found dead, in his mansion, in the summer of 2023, drowned in his own vomit, surrounded by liquor bottles, his nose covered in powder cocaine.

When he tries to use that chainsaw. It is almost as good as his fool me once deal. :toast:

Perhaps he will be banned from visiting other countries, convicted of all those lies that he has told, and then some insane grieving parent of a lost soldier will make life very difficult for him. The soldier's parent, BTW, will then disappear never to be found and never convicted. :)

lose a shitload of somebody else's money in some business venture that should have been a no brainer

24/7, key thrown away.