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11 Bravo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 01:26 PM
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Greatest. Headline. Ever.
"US leader crashed by trying "to pedal, wave, and speak at the same time".

http://news.scotsman.com/index.cfm?id=297002006

Funny, I missed this story in our damned librul media.
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LiberalEsto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 01:29 PM
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1. At least he wasn't trying to chew gum
The headline may have been a riff on the old saying about President Gerald Ford, "He couldn't walk and chew gum at the same time." Ford had a number of well-publicized stumbles while in office.
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rkc3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 01:51 PM
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2. The officer was away from the job for 14 weeks - what the hell
did bush do to him.
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madokie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 02:10 PM
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4. torn ligaments
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rkc3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 02:41 PM
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6. That'll do it. I wonder, if after laughing about the accident, if
dumbya sent him a goodwill offering.
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11 Bravo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 05:03 PM
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7. Sociopaths never apologize or acknowledge wrongdoing.
Sound like anybody we know?
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MellowOne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 01:53 PM
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3. Too funny! n/t
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louis-t Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 02:10 PM
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5. The policeman was off for 14 weeks?
He was hurt worse than our librul media led us to believe. Shit-fer-brains laughed it off. The man is sick.
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