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Fuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 02:23 PM
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Nothing funnier than freepers talking about who gets to go to heaven
imho

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1587623/posts
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WoodrowFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 02:24 PM
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1. details please!
Edited on Wed Mar-01-06 02:27 PM by WoodrowFan
on edit: I went into FR and looked. Now I feel all icky. YUCK. For those not willing to navigate in the FR sewer, all Jews are doomed to go to hell and Jerry Falwell is apparently being to liberal when he says otherwise... :crazy:
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laruemtt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 02:31 PM
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4. i wonder how they splane that
Edited on Wed Mar-01-06 02:31 PM by laruemtt
to their Jesus, who was a Jew. oy vey.
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SmokingJacket Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 02:27 PM
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2. Actually, that was depressing.
They really, really think they're going to heaven and Jews are not... like God would be that petty.
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 09:14 PM
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35. ... or like there really is a sky diety and a "heaven" ...
(Sorry, couldn't resist)
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BOSSHOG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 02:29 PM
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3. I've been a Philly Fan for 45 years
Edited on Wed Mar-01-06 02:40 PM by BOSSHOG
so there is no way I'm going anywhere but heaven. I truly, honestly and sincerely believe that, praise the legacy of Michael Jack Schmidt.
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bluestateguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 02:31 PM
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5. Liberal Jerry Falwell smears Christians!
nt
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aden_nak Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 02:32 PM
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6. Wow. Just wow.
By that rationale, Hitler could have, at the last moment, repented his sins and gotten into Heaven. Albert Einstein, on the other hand, would have gone straight to Hell (not even Purgatory, guys?) solely on the basis of his being Jewish. This is why a lot of people have such a hard time keeping their faith, because of absurd religious beliefs such as this. It has always been the work of man to attribute his most petty and embarrassing flaws to his deities.
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Dr.Phool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 02:39 PM
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16. By their thinking
serial cannibal Jeffrey Dahmer, who got saved before he was killed in prison, is sitting in heaven right now, and Mahatma Ghandi who had the wrong religion is roasting like a turkey.
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Rocknrule Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 02:33 PM
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7. It's like this wacko I saw on my college campus once
He was holding a sign that said "All Demoncrats, gays, liberals, atheists, Jews, Mormons, pacifists, non-Bush supporters, Muslims, Catholics, Jehovah's Witnesses, Hindus, Buddhists, Red Sox fans, etc. are DOOMED to eternal HELLFIRE!"

They really do think that voting for * will get them into heaven
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Fuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 02:37 PM
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13. Reminds me of what a comediam said
Someone in Oklahoma asked him, "So how long you bin practicin' Jewcraft?"
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rkc3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 03:00 PM
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23. Or Jeff Foxworthy -
You might be... if you think the Presbyterian Church is a cult.
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JohnyCanuck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 02:33 PM
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8. Should this be considered a step forward or a step backward
from the great theological debates of the Middle Ages, like trying to decide how many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
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northzax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 02:33 PM
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9. sorry, Jews aren't going to heaven
if you haven't accepted the sacrament, then you aren't going to heaven.

of course, that means you don't have to spend eternity with a bunch of bible thumpers, so it sure sounds like a good thing to me.

remember, the FReepers are going to heaven. do you really want to go there as well?
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JohnyCanuck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 02:37 PM
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15. That's what I tell myself everytime I see
the self-righteous blowhards expounding their theology and begging for money on the tube. If you and your types are typical of who I'll be hanging out with for eternity in heaven, then I think I'll take a pass.
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converted_democrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 08:50 PM
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33. Well,
"remember, the FReepers are going to heaven. do you really want to go there as well?"

I've never thought of it from that angle, you do make a good point..
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northzax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-02-06 12:18 AM
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36. it is what allows me to sin in peace
knowing I won't have to spend eternity with those assholes...
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Epiphany4z Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 02:34 PM
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10. See now
this is what nice about being an anthiest...no heaven....and no hell...one less thing to worry about....by the way...what are all these hand baskets for?? lol

ok ok one more....I do have one problem when it comes to not believing in a hell....if there is no hell then where did my mother in law come from?? hmmm hmm...
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TahitiNut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 02:35 PM
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11. They're misinformed. They'll be in "Heavin'" ... not Heaven.
"Heavin'" is the region of Hell where people are condemned to puke and vomit throughout Eternity - usually due to what they swallowed during their lives.
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sharp_stick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 02:37 PM
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12. If that's the true version of heavan
who in their right mind would want to spend any time there. Good God, it sounds like the most horrendous hell I can imagine, being cooped up with a bunch of fucking freepers for all eternity.
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Epiphany4z Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 02:41 PM
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17. LOL
good point...heaven is full of fundamentalist christian republicans...good gawd can there be a better definition of hell?
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Obamarama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 02:37 PM
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14. Oh good FUCKING grief. As a Jew, I am insulted....
I do NOT need evangelical Christian brimstone and fire bible thumpers giving me advice on where they think I should or should not be able to "go" in the afterlife.
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salinen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 02:41 PM
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18. As a Jew
I'm really glad I'm not going to heaven. Not with those A-holes.
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formerrepuke Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 02:41 PM
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19. Won't they be surprised when Buddha tells them how wrong they were.
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peacetalksforall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 02:50 PM
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20. I think I was about 11 when I heard for the xx number of times that only
baptized people got to go to heaven. I don't know why, but I locked on to the idea that a little kid my age of Indian faith on that day or before conversions by the French and Spanish explorers and conquerors could die and not be able to go to heaven. I said something is wrong here.
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FreedomAngel82 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 02:51 PM
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21. Oh brother
I didn't know they were God. "Not everyone who says 'Lord, Lord' will enter the Kingdom of Heaven."~ Jesus
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Yollam Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 02:55 PM
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22. But if they go through me...
they can get into the mystical eternal chuck e. cheese heaven.

Way more fun than the harps n' clouds version.



It is pretty hilarious, grown men talking about fairy tales with straight faces as though they had any basis in reality...
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mikeytherat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 03:02 PM
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25. Eternal skeeball and whack-a-mole?
Sign me up!

mikey_the_rat
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kineneb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 08:35 PM
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32. only if it has really good classical music,
like Bach and Mozart, and not disgusting, smarmy "christian" rock. I want to go to Good Music Heaven, and hang out with Beethoven and the others...multiple choirs of angels performing G. Gabrieli's works...yeah!
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sinkingfeeling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 03:00 PM
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24. I just want to end up with all my dogs....where ever they may be.
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genie_weenie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 03:02 PM
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26. Rowan Atkinson said it best
"Okay, and Christians! Christians? Ah yes, I'm sorry, I'm afraid the Jews were right."

http://www.rowanatkinson.org/devil_sketch.htm
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Rocknrule Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 07:40 PM
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28. Like that South Park
"Who was right? Who gets into heaven?"
"I'm afraid it was the MORMONS, yes, the MORMONS were the correct answer."
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greenman3610 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 06:13 PM
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27. falwell= total whore= Rev Moon buttboy(pic)


real pic.
Falwell took a bunch of money from Moon a few years back.
some fucking Christian
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MellowOne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 07:55 PM
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29. God takes to heaven who He wants to take...period. n/t
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0rganism Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 08:23 PM
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30. The REAL heaven has a beer volcano
Don't let anyone tell you otherwise
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Jacobin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 08:28 PM
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31. Their fixation on an afterlife is pretty funny
Its what religion has used as 'candy' to enslave billions who can't stand the thought of dying for thousands of years.
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Maiden England Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 09:12 PM
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34. I guaran-fucking-tee you my heaven will NOT include freeptards
If it did, ergo, it would be hell. As a Jew I don't believe in the concept of a hell, thats purely a Christian notion and they are welcome to it.
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