"US leader crashed by trying to pedal,wave, and speak at the same time"

How about walking and chewing gum simultaneously? Or eating a pretzel and sitting? Can all that beefed up security protect this idiot from himself?

From the Feb. 26, 2006 edition.

US leader crashed by trying to 'pedal, wave and speak at same time'
MURDO MACLEOD POLITICAL CORRESPONDENT

HE MAY be the most powerful man in the world, but proof has emerged that President George Bush cannot ride a bike, wave and speak at the same time.

Scotland on Sunday has obtained remarkable details of one of the most memorably bizarre episodes of the Bush presidency: the day he crashed into a Scottish police constable while cycling in the grounds of Gleneagles Hotel.

The incident, which will do little to improve Bush's accident-prone reputation, began when he took to two wheels for a spot of early-evening exercise during last year's G8 summit at the Perthshire resort.

After a hard day's discussion with fellow world leaders, the president was looking for some relaxation. Instead, he ended up the subject of a police report in which the leader of the free world was described, in classic police language, as a "moving/falling object".

It was "about 1800 hours on Wednesday, 6 July, 2005" that a detachment of Strathclyde police constables, in "Level 2 public order dress ," formed a protective line at the gate at the hotel's rear entrance, in case demonstrators penetrated the biggest-ever security operation on Scottish soil.

(snip)more

http://news.scotsman.com/index.cfm?id=297002006

Geez, if it wasn't for the foreign press all of these incidents and
truth about what the Administration was doing would never be known
by the American public!

Obvious question, but - WHY THE F@#CK DO WE HAVE TO READ OVERSEAS
PAPERS TO GET THE REAL NEWS?

The pool must be small.