I'm so F&%#ing confused

I'm sitting in my house waiting for UPS to deliver my new light meter, I hear a creak at the door. Wooo Hooo I say to myself, the dog barks and I run upstairs with the sound of crinkly bubble wrap in my hands. What's this? No light meter but a bag with a Avon catalog in it. Dejected but with the contentment that maybe some lip gloss is in order I open it. Stapled to the cover is a business card saying, "AN ARMY OF ONE". It's a recruiters business card stapled to an Avon catalog. Now I have a decision to make, do I need lip gloss or do I need to join up and kill people?

I really don't need this turmoil, if it had been tupperware then I surely would have joined up for some cookie sheets. I'm not sure the Avon crowd is ready to replace our missing Guardsmen. First they go after our children and now they want our Mom's, the bastards.

No doubt you have an Avon rep who is also related to a soldier or recruiter. God help him or her.

it has another card with an email address, cptncoke@*******.net. Either this person is a Captain or Avon uses military titles.

sheesh, a drug dealing, avon selling military recruiter. I heard it was hard to make it on a military salary, but to have to have 3 jobs??? Unheard of. :crazy:

:woohoo:

but he may get his recruiter buddies and beat me up. My truck is in the driveway with a Kerry and a DU sticker. I'm actually suprised they haven't burned me out already.

Delta Force right?

I wouldn't mess with'em

pink Humvee's

one of those "Don't ask Don't Tell" ones huh? Either that he has his wife out pimping Avon and death.

tissue and some Prozac! Idiots!

has some of those pretty good Government contracts in Iraq?

do they get to recruit our Mom's and Grandma's? Come on man, our Grandma's!

They want kids, not billy goats but real kids. So they soften them up by giving out lip balm. Get sum talkin ya no!

It works for me. Alleviates dry skin and terrorist problems.

Skin so Soft, your first line of defense against Anthrax.

:spray:

but one day i used it with a plastic nail brush to clean my finger nails....it worked well, but in just one day, the plastic nail brush basically disolved and fell apart. So, i dont touch that stuff now.

you get a Claymore mine. That's a pretty good deal in anyone's book.

It works very well but you have to keep reapplying it. I guess I'm lucky I still have skin.

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