Top 10: Smirk's New Year's Resolutions

Tuesday_Morning

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Thu Jan-05-06 10:25 AM
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Top 10: Smirk's New Year's Resolutions

from David Letterman:

http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/archive/ls_topten_archive2006/ls_topten_archive_20060102.shtml

Top Ten George W. Bush New Year's Resolutions

10. Fewer decisions based on wild, drunken hunches

9. Have N.S.A. find out what really happened between Nick and Jessica

8. Stop using Situation Room monitors to play X-Box 360

7. More C-SPAN, less "Yes, Dear"

6. Team up with leading scientists to make Cheetos even cheesier

5. To capture and bring to justice King Kong

4. Beat the twins at beer pong

3. Respond to reporters questions with, "Bitch, don't go there"

2. Scale back on grueling 12-hour work week

1. "Who needs resolutons? Everything is fine"

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Thu Jan-05-06 11:48 AM
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That was great! Letterman is making his position very clear.

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Thu Jan-05-06 11:48 AM
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1. Dup. Sorry, sticky finger.

Edited on Thu Jan-05-06 11:48 AM by sinkingfeeling

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