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Dr.Phool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-05-06 04:42 PM
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The Bible: The New Wingnut Version (NWV)
I stole this from MediaMatters.org It's in the comments section of the Pat Robertson video today. Too good to let it stay there.

The Bible:New Wingnut Version (NWV)

I hate to challenge your naive interpretation of the Bible, but you are simply wrong. I can prove it:

Matthew 5:9

Blessed are the warmongers: for they shall be called the candidates of GOP --I mean God.

Thursday January 5, 2006 03:28:36 PM EST

http://mediamatters.org/items/200601050004
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daleanime Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-05-06 04:46 PM
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1. Sad...
sick twisted little people.
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xray s Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-05-06 04:51 PM
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2. oh there's more
Blessed are the rich, especially those that make their money exploiting the poor and defenseless.

Blessed are the liars who lie in my name.

Blessed are the hypocrites who condemn their fellow man.

Blessed are those who gorge themselves by scamming the faithful to donate to charities for the poor and then steal those donations to buy BMW's.

Blessed are all that hate their brothers and neighbors.

Blessed are those that cheer the death of others.

(You know, I think the Devil has been laughing a lot lately)
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