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garthranzz Donating Member (983 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-09-06 10:07 PM
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The 23rd Qualm

The 23rd Qualm
(Rewritten by a retired Methodist minister)

Bush is my shepherd; I dwell in want.
He maketh logs to be cut down in national forests.
He leadeth trucks into the still wilderness.
He restoreth my fears.
He leadeth me in the paths of international disgrace, for his ego's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of pollution and
war, I will find no exit, for thou art in office.
Thy tax cuts for the rich and thy media control, they discomfort me.
Thou preparest an agenda of deception in the presence of thy religion.
Thou anointest my head with foreign oil.
My health insurance runneth out.
Surely megalomania and false patriotism shall follow me
all the days of thy term,
And my jobless child shall dwell in my basement forever
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MadMaddie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-09-06 10:08 PM
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1. That's pretty good!!
Welcome to DU:hi:
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garthranzz Donating Member (983 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-09-06 10:13 PM
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2. Thanks
But I've been around for a while (241 posts and counting :))
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MadMaddie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-09-06 10:27 PM
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3. wait till you get near 500 and 1000....
it's pretty cool!!
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