Okay, so who wants to set-up a gift registry for Claude Allen at Target?

Ian David

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Sat Mar-11-06 11:27 AM
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Okay, so who wants to set-up a gift registry for Claude Allen at Target?

https://www.target.com/gp/flex/sign-in.html/ref=in_si_sign-in-form/601-5289317-5996956

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TAPat

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Sat Mar-11-06 11:28 AM
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1. HAHAHAHA!!!

:rofl:

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ret5hd

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Sat Mar-11-06 11:29 AM
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2. should we get him soap-on-a-rope?

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Blue Belle

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Sat Mar-11-06 12:43 PM
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6. And Cigarettes??

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BrklynLiberal

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Sat Mar-11-06 11:47 AM
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3. Bwaahaahaaa

Best laugh in days. Thanks.
:rofl: :rofl:

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peekaloo

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Sat Mar-11-06 11:50 AM
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4. LOL!

Edited on Sat Mar-11-06 11:52 AM by peekaloo

:D

So hard to decide what to get the man who pays for nothing.

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MrBenchley

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Sat Mar-11-06 12:26 PM
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5. LOL!

Remember, Chimpy tried to push this wowser for a federal judgeship....

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Ian David

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Sun Mar-12-06 09:46 AM
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7. Well, now he can be Duke Cunningham's personal shopper. n/t

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SalmonChantedEvening

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Sun Mar-12-06 10:14 AM
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8. Something in stripes would work...

Black n white. Vertical. :rofl:

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Mayberry Machiavelli

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Sun Mar-12-06 10:18 AM
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9. What, exactly, was the guy's scam? Returning stuff for refunds?

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Stephanie

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Sun Mar-12-06 10:20 AM
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10. They went through the store with an empty bag in a shopping cart

filled the bag with items, then went to the cashier and "returned" them for cash.

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Mayberry Machiavelli

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Sun Mar-12-06 10:21 AM
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11. But don't you need a receipt to get a refund?

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hiaasenrocks

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Sun Mar-12-06 10:25 AM
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12. Yes. So what you do is you buy

an item, take it home, go back with the bag and the receipt, steal the same item and then go to the register to get a refund.

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Mayberry Machiavelli

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Sun Mar-12-06 10:28 AM
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13. Aha! The perfect crime! Except for its complete boneheadedness.

Crap, don't most big stores and malls have video cams in the parking lots these days? = dead to rights.

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hiaasenrocks

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Sun Mar-12-06 10:29 AM
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14. They do have cameras.

That's how people get caught. :)

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Ian David

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Sun Mar-12-06 06:11 PM
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17. As Stephanie Miller likes to say...

We on the left do have recording devices and we're not afraid to use them.

The right-wing is boggled by the idea that if they say something, we can actually play it back for them after they deny saying it.

Nobody could have anticipated the breaching of the levees. --Shrub

I never said Brokeback Mountain humanizes homosexuals. -O'Reilly

I never said I wasn't interested in capturing Bin Laden. --Shrub

Just a few examples.

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Stephanie

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Sun Mar-12-06 10:32 AM
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15. yeah I think they had a receipt

wouldn't be too hard to collect receipts to use

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Ilsa

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Sun Mar-12-06 10:34 AM
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16. I hope you don't mind that I emailed this out to many

non-DU Democrats that have been following GOP corruption. This is hysterical. You made my day!

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Ian David

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Sun Mar-12-06 06:12 PM
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18. No problem. The guy was SO bone-headed...

He didn't even bother to take stuff home and return it the next day.

He'd go to the parking lot, put it in his car, and come right back into the store.

Once for an item worth $2.50.

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SammyWinstonJack

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Sun Mar-12-06 06:14 PM
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19. !

:spray: Hilarious! :rofl:

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