Bumper sticker ideas: Time for another brainstorming session

Here are 2 to start it off:

THE REPUBLICAN MIND
Small enough to fit a bumper sticker

REPUBLICANS AREN'T CHEAP
Only millionaires can afford them

...and a 3rd one I stole somewhere:

DEMOCRATS: NO SLOGANS
Just solutions

Every time a republican is indicted a liberal gets laid.

That's a great one!

Vote Republican, it is easier than thinking.

"DEMOCRATS: NO SLOGANS
Just solutions"


Unfortunately, it's a slogan, and therefore it cancels out its own message. It would almost be better to have a really terrible, clunky "slogan" which demonstrates our "inability" to write slogans.

Democrats: Our slogans suck. So what?

DEMOCRATS HAVE NO NEW IDEAS
...Because the old ones were better

JESUS IS LORD--BUSH ISN'T

I TRIED TO VOTE BUT CHENEY SHOT ME

VOTE -- It might even count

You can't spell 'AMERICA' without GWB -- this one might be too subtle, but I thought it amusing.

...and this isn't on-message but it works for me:

THANK GOD I'M AN ATHEIST

i suspect a rash of this next time around ;)

it doesn't even need the accompanying text, "A Simple Machine For A Simple Man"

Some resources:

www.votersunite.org (MythBreakers - easy primer on electronic voting--one of the myths is that HAVA requires electronic voting; it does not.)
www.verfiedvoting.org (great activist site)
www.UScountvotes.org (monitoring of '06 and '08 elections)
www.solarbus.org/election/index.shtml (fab compendium of all election info)
www.freepress.org (devoted to election reform)
www.TruthIsAll.net (analysis of the 2004 election)
Sign the petition (Russ Holt, HR 550, great bill-has 169 sponsors). http://www.rushholt.com/petition.html
www.debrabowen.com (Calif Senator running for Sec of State to reform election system)
www.votepa.us (well-organized local group of citizen activists in Pennsylvania, where important legal issues are at stake, including state's rights over election systems)

Also of interest:

Bob Koehler (-- four recent election reform initiatives in Ohio, predicted to win by 60/40 votes, flipped over, on election day, into 60/40 LOSSES!--the biggest flipover we've seen yet; the election theft machines and their masters are now dictating election policy!)
www.tmsfeatures.com/tmsfeatures/subcategory.jsp?file=20051124ctnbk-a.txt&catid=1824&code=ctnbk

Amaryllis (Diebold, ES&S, Sequoia lavish lobbying of election officials - Beverly Hilton, Aug. '05)
www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=203x380340

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Throw Diebold, ES&S and all election theft machines into 'Boston Harbor' NOW!

:think: :patriot: :woohoo: :patriot: :think:

nt

He stuck me with the tab.

End the Dynasty NOW

Big Government is watching you.
Forget Zell!
Import Freedom From Iraq.
Please...Don't "Liberate" West Virginia.
Brownie Knew.
If it ain't fixed don't break it.
Do unto others, as soon as you get a warrent.
If God is Bush's Co Pilot he's SOL!
Honk if Hate W.
Vote GOP if you're too lazy to work!
If you can read this you probably didn't vote GOP.

Saw this one yesterday by Johnaries and just loved it. :rofl:

LMAO!

Oh the looks I get with this one!

"Maybe voting for the guy you'd like to have a beer with, isn't such a good idea.
Vote Smart, Vote Democrat"

WHITE HOUSE!