Fillin the Blank: "Wow, *'s Face Looks Like__________" (photo)

Sparkly

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Sun Mar-12-06 05:23 PM
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Fillin the Blank: "Wow, *'s Face Looks Like__________" (photo)

Analogies, adjectives, DanRatherisms, anyone?

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muntrv

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Sun Mar-12-06 05:24 PM
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1. A drunkyard.

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JitterbugPerfume

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Sun Mar-12-06 05:26 PM
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2. gin blossoms

:think:

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SalmonChantedEvening

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Sun Mar-12-06 05:26 PM
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3. He's been playing goalie at a dart tournament.

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sheelz

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Sun Mar-12-06 05:27 PM
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4. He's gonna pop a vein

:toast:

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Swamp Rat

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Sun Mar-12-06 05:27 PM
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5. ... someone who knows the entire world hates him for who he is.

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bigbrother05

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Sun Mar-12-06 05:27 PM
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6. 5 years of bad road.

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niyad

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Sun Mar-12-06 05:28 PM
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7. my god, hasn't the man ever heard of SUNBLOCK?

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fla nocount

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Sun Mar-12-06 05:28 PM
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8. His lizard-lidded mamma's face.

So Poppy didn't lie, she really is his mother.

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johnaries

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Sun Mar-12-06 05:29 PM
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9. Like he was shot in the face by Dick Cheney! n/t

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lpbk2713

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Sun Mar-12-06 05:31 PM
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10. Like he was shot at and missed ......

and shit at and hit.

:eyes:

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karlrschneider

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Sun Mar-12-06 07:15 PM
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25. DAMN! I should've read the whole thread! Didn't think anyone

else knew that old one! :D :toast:

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babylonsister

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Sun Mar-12-06 05:32 PM
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11. ...he's fresh off a good bender! nt

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neweurope

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Sun Mar-12-06 05:35 PM
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12. Compare:

Edited on Sun Mar-12-06 05:37 PM by neweurope

---------------

Remember Fallujah

Bush to The Hague!

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Nitrogenica

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Sun Mar-12-06 05:42 PM
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13. Leatherface.

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CrazyOrangeCat

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Sun Mar-12-06 05:47 PM
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14. sortin' bobcats . . .

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CoffeeCat

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Sun Mar-12-06 05:49 PM
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15. A bowl of soggy scabs that were left out in a six-year monsoon... Gee,

...maybe I should write for Hallmark.

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TahitiNut

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Sun Mar-12-06 05:58 PM
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16. "Wow, *'s Face Looks Like W.C.Field's Nose."

Rosacea, anyone?

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Sparkly

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Sun Mar-12-06 06:06 PM
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17. LOL -- You guys are cracking me up!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Neil Lisst

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Sun Mar-12-06 06:06 PM
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18. Bush looks like his nose is about to catch fire from his breath.

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Harald Ragnarsson

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Sun Mar-12-06 06:49 PM
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19. He just threw up in his mouth a little n/t

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FatDave

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Sun Mar-12-06 07:00 PM
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20. like he shaves with a cheese grater? (nt)

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arwalden

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Sun Mar-12-06 07:03 PM
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21. W.C. Fields

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GreatCaesarsGhost

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Sun Mar-12-06 07:11 PM
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22. is that the Congressional Medal of Honor on the wall?

if it is, it's the most disgusting photo-op back ground ever.

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karlrschneider

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Sun Mar-12-06 07:13 PM
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23. "Shot at & missed, shit at & hit"

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graywarrior

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Sun Mar-12-06 07:14 PM
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24. A face transplant gone bad.

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