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RagingInMiami Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 01:12 AM
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If I only had one wish for 2006
It would be that lightning strike Pat Robertson dead. Let God speak for himself, once and for all.
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NanceGreggs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 01:16 AM
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1. That works for me ...
... and on so many levels.

If God were to strike Robertson dead with a lightning bolt (so as to not be mistaken in his wrath), not only would we be rid of this hate-mongering idiot, it might scare the bejesus (pun definitely intended) out of the so-called Christians who follow him and his ilk.
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MnFats Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 01:17 AM
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2. hey Pat: Why did God smite Texas, Okla & N,M, with fire?
These are Godly states!
They were smote with a pillar of fire! Explain that one, Pat!
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 01:18 AM
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3. Can father and son Wildmon be standing nearby when that divine bolt...
strikes? That would make me happy--to see the don and son of the AFA taught a lesson by their God. :hi:
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hopeisaplace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 01:20 AM
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4. they'de find a way to connect it to Clinton's penis
due to clinton's bj
gawd debated and debated
and decided
someone had to die for this
let me send lightning as a PR signal.
:eyes: :crazy:
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The_Casual_Observer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 01:22 AM
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5. A small tongue silencing brain hemorrhage would satisfy me.
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PDJane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 02:54 AM
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6. The trouble is...........
that the brain thing has already happened, but it didn't shut him up.
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