Don't Impeach; Impale
By Will Durst, AlterNet
Posted on March 15, 2006, Printed on March 16, 2006
http://www.alternet.org/story/33598/I don't know about you guys, but I am so sick and tired of these lying,
thieving, holier-than-thou, right-wing, cruel, crude, rude, gauche,
coarse, crass, cocky, corrupt, dishonest, debauched, degenerate,
dissolute, swaggering, lawyer shooting, bullhorn shouting,
infrastructure destroying, hysterical, history defying, finger-
pointing, puppy stomping, roommate appointing, pretzel choking,
collateral damaging, aspersion casting, wedding party bombing, clear
cutting, torturing, jobs outsourcing, torture outsourcing, "so-called"
compassionate-conservative, women's rights eradicating, Medicare
cutting, uncouth, spiteful, boorish, vengeful, noxious, homophobic,
xenophobic, xylophonic, racist, sexist, ageist, fascist, cashist,
audaciously stupid, brazenly selfish, lethally ignorant, journalist
purchasing, genocide ignoring, corporation kissing, poverty inducing,
crooked, coercive, autocratic, primitive, uppity, high-handed,
domineering, arrogant, inhuman, inhumane, insolent, know-it-all,
snotty, pompous, contemptuous, supercilious, gutless, spineless,
shameless, avaricious, poisonous, imperious, merciless, graceless,
tactless, brutish, brutal, Karl Roving, backward thinking, persistent
vegetative state grandstanding, nuclear option threatening, evolution
denying, irony deprived, depraved, insincere, conceited, perverted,
pre-emptory invading of a country that had absolutely nothing to do
with 9/11, 35-day-vacation taking, bribe soliciting, incapable, inbred,
hellish, proud for no apparent reason, smarty pants, loudmouth,
bullying, swell-headed, ethnic cleansing, ethics-eluding, domestic
spying, medical marijuana-busting, kick-backing, Halliburtoning, New
Deal disintegrating, narcissistic, undiplomatic, blustering,
malevolent, demonizing, baby seal-clubbing, Duke Cunninghamming,
hectoring, verbally flatulent, pro-bad- anti-good, Moslem-baiting,
photo-op arranging, hurricane disregarding, oil company hugging, judge
packing, science disputing, faith based mathematics advocating,
armament selling, nonsense spewing, education ravaging, whiny,
unscrupulous, greedy exponential factor fifteen, fraudulent, CIA
outing, redistricting, anybody who disagrees with them slandering, fact
twisting, ally alienating, betraying, god and flag waving, scare
mongering, Cindy Sheehan libeling, phony question asking, just won't
get off the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge drilling, two- faced,
inept, callous, menacing, your hand under a rock- the maggoty remains
of a marsupial, oppressive, vulgar, antagonistic, brush clearing suck-
up, showboating, tyrannizing, peace hating, water and air and ground
and media polluting which is pretty much all the polluting you can get,
deadly, illegal, pernicious, lethal, haughty, venomous, virulent,
ineffectual, mephitic, egotistic, bloodthirsty, incompetent,
hypocritical, did I say evil, I'm not sure if I said evil, because I
want to make sure I say evil…
EVIL, cretinous, fool, toad, buttwipe, lizardstick, cowardly, lackey
imperialistic tool slime buckets in the Bush Administration that I
could just spit.
Impeachment? Hell no. Impalement. Upon the sharp and righteous sword of
the people's justice.