RETURNED ABRAMOFF DONATIONS ERASE NATIONAL DEBT

Ernesto

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Fri Jan-06-06 03:09 PM
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RETURNED ABRAMOFF DONATIONS ERASE NATIONAL DEBT

At a press conference at the White House, President Bush said that the sudden influx of returned donations from the disgraced lobbyist was proof that his economic policies were working.
“Our program of receiving tainted political donations and then hurriedly returning them is finally paying off for the American people,” Mr. Bush told reporters.
At the Department of Health and Human Services, a spokesman said that some of the newly returned Abramoff cash would go to treat an epidemic of amnesia among politicians in Washington, many of whom can no longer remember meeting, speaking to, or having dinner with Jack Abramoff.
http://www.borowitzreport.com/

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NanceGreggs

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Fri Jan-06-06 03:16 PM
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1. Thanks so much ...

... for the :rofl:

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patrice

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Fri Jan-06-06 03:16 PM
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2. Yeah, I'm sending mine back too.

That ought to put U.S. in the black for a while.

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Ezlivin

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Fri Jan-06-06 03:18 PM
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3. No! They should be bet at an Indian Casino

Then we can double our money!

:rofl:

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rumpel

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Fri Jan-06-06 03:19 PM
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4. I love this part:

Elsewhere, a marine who was arrested for not going to Vietnam forty years ago is expected to plead insanity, claiming that he was under the delusion that he was Vice President of the United States.

:evilgrin:

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