Yikes! There's a big Dick on Face the Nation!!!!

Tom Yossarian Joad

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Sun Mar-19-06 10:31 AM
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Yikes! There's a big Dick on Face the Nation!!!!

Where are my boots?

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NJCher

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Sun Mar-19-06 10:34 AM
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1. is this the official "Dick" thread?

I don't know if I can tuff it out. I'll try.

Cher

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Tom Yossarian Joad

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Sun Mar-19-06 10:35 AM
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2. I see Dick...

But I hear Jon Stewart.

"Aaargh!"

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Coexist

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Sun Mar-19-06 12:21 PM
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18. lol!

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spanone

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Sun Mar-19-06 10:35 AM
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3. Cheney is REALLY impressed with the progress in Iraq.

You're right a real big dick.

This man should be in an orange jump suit, instead he's lying for a once great nation.

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salin

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Sun Mar-19-06 10:41 AM
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9. mushroom cloud... last throes... profiteer... Dick? That guy?

Nah - he is lying to pump up his profits ala all of those shares of Halliburton.

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NJCher

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Sun Mar-19-06 10:38 AM
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4. body language

This man cannot look at the camera.

He looks down.

He speaks out of the side of his mouth.

He "swallows" his voice and does not project.

Accusing Ted Kennedy of "pre-911" thinking.

Cher

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dogday

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Sun Mar-19-06 10:39 AM
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5. Turned it just in time to hear Dick say 9-11

Of course I could of tuned in at anytime to hear him say that!! Now slamming Ted Kennedy.....

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NJCher

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Sun Mar-19-06 10:39 AM
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6. we'll succeed in Iraq

"The evidence is overwhelming."

:rofl:

Cher

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cali

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Sun Mar-19-06 10:39 AM
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7. Surely you mean

where is your full body protective gear.

He makes me so angry I'm literally shaking. I can't believe the arrogance of this asshole. I hate him.

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Glimmer of Hope

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Sun Mar-19-06 10:41 AM
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8. He is instilling fear again. Be afraid of the nucleaer weapson!

Be afraid! We must attack!

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Tom Yossarian Joad

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Sun Mar-19-06 10:44 AM
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10. Wow! Just asked if he ever thought about resigning!

Go Bob!

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Tsiyu

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Sun Mar-19-06 10:48 AM
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11. I am so glad i have DU

I used to watch the Sunday Morning PropagandaFest but not anymore.

By now, I would have lost a TV set and might be in a mental institution. I cannot bear their lies.

So glad you guys are strong enough to watch the Beast without going nuts over all the lies, lies, lies, lies, and more lies.

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Tom Yossarian Joad

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Sun Mar-19-06 10:52 AM
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13. LOL! Now I hve to clean the Wheaties off my screen!

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Tsiyu

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Sun Mar-19-06 11:43 AM
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14. You eat Wheaties?

What kind of Redneck Socialist eats Wheaties?

Where is the granola soaked in Moonshine? Or the organic oatmeal washed down with SunDrop or RC Cola? ;)

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NJCher

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Sun Mar-19-06 10:51 AM
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12. words trip over his tongue

Talking about bush:

"He makes decisions very decisively."

Inbreeding. The only explanation.

Cher

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AzDar

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Sun Mar-19-06 11:48 AM
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15. I wonder how long it takes in 'Make-up' to apply enough to keep his

horns covered for the duration...???

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Ice4Clark

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Sun Mar-19-06 12:00 PM
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16. How can we circumcise the big dick, removing that foreskin of

protection to expose the TRUTH!

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tinfoilinfor2005

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Sun Mar-19-06 12:20 PM
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17. Rusty breadknife

dipped in pig shit.

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