Bush joke

George W. Bush meets with the Queen of England.
He asks her, Your
Majesty, how do you run such an efficient
government? Are there any tips
you can give to me?"
"Well," says the Queen, "The most important thing
is to surround
yourself with intelligent people."
Bush frowns. "But how do I know the people around
me are really
intelligent?"

The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy.
You just ask
them to answer an intelligence test. Listen to this".
The Queen pushes a button on her intercom.
"Please! send Tony
Blair in here, would you
Tony Blair walks into the room. "Yes, Your
Majesty?"
The Queen smiles. "Answer me ! this, please,
Tony. Your mother
and father have a child. It is not your brother and
it is not your
sister. Who is it?"
Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers,
"That would be me."
"Yes! Very good," says the Queen.

Back at the White House, Bush asks to speak with
Vice President Dick Cheney. "Dick, answer this for me. Your mother
and your father
have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your
sister. Who is it?"

"I'm not sure," says the Vice President. "Let me get back to you on that one."

Dick Cheney goes to his advisors and asks every one, but none
can give him an answer.

Finally, he ends up in the men's room and recognizes Colin Powell's
shoes in the next stall. Dick shouts, "Colin! Can you answer
this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
Colin Powell yells back, "That's easy. It's me!"
Dick Cheney smiles.
"Thanks!"
Cheney goes back to the Oval Office to speak with
Bush. "Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle.
It's Colin Powell."

Bush gets up, stomps over to Dick Cheney, and angrily yells into
his face, "No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"

*snort* *giggle*

Damn! How do you clean Southern Comfort out of a keyboard?

Funny Joke

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