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donsu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:57 AM
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a seriously upset Wash. Journal caller made a funny


he said "if Bush threw himself on the floor he'd miss"

and then launched a fact filled rant against the bushmilhousegang.

brightened up the morning.
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annabanana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:59 AM
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1. love it...
Did Lamb look down and shuffle papers during the rant?
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WiseButAngrySara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 12:01 PM
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3. LOL! I'd like to know how Lamb Bleated out of this one too!
Baaa-Baaa-Baaa!
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kentuck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 12:00 PM
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2. I heard that one!
A good one! :)
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NanceGreggs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 12:03 PM
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4. And you just brightened up mine by sharing that!
(But on the less-bright side, you now owe me a new keyboard.)

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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donsu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 12:07 PM
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7. please no - I just had to buy a new keyboard cause I spilled water

on mine. first time in almost 10 yrs. of pc ing
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NanceGreggs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 12:16 PM
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8. OOOOPS! Sorry to have brought up the subject.
My girlfriend once spilled an entire can of Coke on her keyboard. We're court reporters, and we had to get a transcript done overnight.

So she cleaned it up as best she could, and continued typing. The only problem was that some of the keys were still REALLY sticky.

Her transcript looked like:

"And when ddddddiiiiiiddddd yyyyooouuu hhearrrr the Deeeeeefendeeeent sayyyy thhhhhat?"

The spell-check practically exploded!
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donsu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 12:21 PM
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9. yeah, I was missing the T and U until the new keyboard came

went bats pasting in Ts and Us in
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NanceGreggs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 12:27 PM
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11. I hear ya!
I was once in the middle of typing a transcript when my space-bar went.

"andinclosingijustwanttopointouttothejury ..."

Suddenly the lawyer's closing argument looked like a Bush speech!
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FlaGranny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 01:06 PM
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19. Ah, most keyboards can survive a water spill.
They can even survive a coffee spill or Coke spill if you rinse well under running water. Then shake out excess water. To dry it fast, take the keybaord apart and dry in the sun or with a hair dryer. This works pretty well - unless you have hard water. Oh, and be sure you unplug the keyboard before you try this. ;-)
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redwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 12:04 PM
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5. LOL I never heard that expression before. It's great!
n/t
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KharmaTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 12:07 PM
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6. Them Natives Are Getting Restless
I've been noticing a new trend on WJ as of late. It used to be the Repugnican callers used to ape "I was a Democrat until...", but now it's "I used to support boooosh until..."

Also seems Brian and his co-hosts keep having problems with those pesky anti-boooosh callers showing up on Repugnican lines...as we all know here there's such a coordinated Democratic effort to "astroturf" shows like that :sarcasm:
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Sequoia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 12:26 PM
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10. That's so clever...something Oscar Wilde might say.
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w8liftinglady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 12:29 PM
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12. LOL..that's great!
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Laura PourMeADrink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 12:30 PM
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13. Heard it. He also said something about how they wanted someone
unintelligent to be a puppet...
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Minnesota Libra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 12:34 PM
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15. Cute!!! I missed that part. nt
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Minnesota Libra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 12:32 PM
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14. Oh, you heard that comment too??? I loved it!! I'm still.......
....:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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0007 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 12:37 PM
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16. That's the truth.....he'd miss the floor.
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TahitiNut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 12:40 PM
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17. "The secret to flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
Edited on Wed Mar-22-06 12:45 PM by TahitiNut
This is a fairly well-known quote by Douglas Adams (In "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"). :shrug:
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donsu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 12:50 PM
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18. where ever the callers words came from, I enjoyed them
nt
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