The Perfect Storm ...... Or "It is a Wonderful Life" Part Two.

Place: a massive DU meet up in a lodge by the Ocean
Time: Feb 15th 06
Reason: A perfect Storm had swept through Washington D.C.


The Fire was crackling in the hearth as the festive atmosphere, music, and dancing spilled out from the lodge
@ Gull Bay across the Nation. Acting Presidents John Conyers & Barb :loveya: Boxer were scheduled to speak
to the country in 45 minutes but the DU monster party was on.



Who could have believed such climatic events would have changed the nation so quickly?
Rummy, Cheney, Rice, Wolfie, and Kristol had all been flown to the Hague to be tried for war
crimes. Ney in jail. DeLay in Jail. The Duke in Jail. Chris Mathews caught fleeing the country w/
Norah O'Donnell & Jack Abramoff all under house arrest. Karl Rove found dead w/ Jeff Gannon in
what looked like a murder suicide lovers pact. Karl that little imp was found in his "cowboy outfit."



When the storm first hit it was 1/6/05 and Sen. :loveya: Boxer had stood up to protest the illegal
election of 04. But it seemed so dark then and so hopeless. But then fight started back up.
Who can forget on Inauguration day in 05 when the streets were empty except for thousands
chanting "Fuck You Bush." Wolf Blitzer on CNN pretended not to notice but the air of the city
that day was toxic w/ bile for the chimp.



After that the storm picked up force with each new story.

Gannon, The Downing Street Memos, Cindy!!!!!!!!!!!, Stephanie :loveya: Miller visits Columbus, Ohio and hugs Botany
( http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=315x8271 post #3), Hackett
wins in Ohio but once again the "glitches" gave it to a repug, the march on Washington, Katrini, bush on the bottle,
again, St. Fitz the dragon killer, Keith Obermann, Libby indicted, diebold execs indicted, diebold proven to be made
for fraud, the NSA spying on Americans for bush, Abramoff & K street, and above it all an unneeded and bloody war
in Iraq that squandered the good will of the world to America after 9-11 as bin Laden remained free.

The DU Crowd hushed as they watched on the giant screens as John Conyers & Sen. :loveya: Boxer announced that
the new President who would be taking office in the morning would be Al Gore after Thersa LePore testified that
yes she helped steal Volusia County, Florida in 2000. She gave the testimony after being softened up by having
to listen to Rita Cosby for 48 hours straight (hey, bush said torture was O.K.).



George W. Bush was rumored to be in Saudi Arabia shoveling camel dung for the Royal Family.


O.K. that is just really BAD writing but we can make it happen ..... DeLay is just the first.

And remember every time a republican is indicted a liberal gets laid.

simply, this is the highlight. this has got to be our talking point. yeee haw

i will share with hubby, he will get a kick. you know my ole conservative use to be repug hubby sure does have way more fun with us liberals.

every time a republican is indicted a liberal gets laid.

:rofl:


'scuse me... I need to go make a new bumper sticker...

:bounce:

on edit: K&R


Portland DU'er MeetUp - Saturday January 7
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=65465&mesg_id=65465

school every day.

Ahnuld appoints a Repuke unless he's decided to go back to Hollywood by this time

Almost like a comforting bedtime story.

This at least is true

And remember every time a republican is indicted a liberal gets laid.

If only b/c we get so rowdy and drunk celebrating that there is justice in the world.

:rofl:

Especially after coming back from hearing Conyers speak this morning at a town hall. When he came up to the podium, everyone stood and clapped and cheered. When it quieted down, he said "I accept your nomination for president."

:rofl:

:hi:

did you get to talk to J. Conyers?

I reminded him who I was by telling him I was the one who kissed him back in July for all the DUers who appreciate him so much.

"I accept your nomination for president."

REALLY?!?

I just got goosebumps!

Those may not have been his exact words, but they were pretty close to that. At another point, we were talking about the NSA wiretapping and the guy asking a question told Conyers his phones were probably tapped and, very sarcastically, he said "No!" He was very cute today. He's got a great sense of humor.

:rofl: You goof! :hug:

I AM your biggest fan!

got his number? I'm a liberal and well, there was Libby, that's one.
Delay makes two.

Local Repugs count too, right?

I loved the story! Tell us another one!!

Tell us the one about how the democrat-controlled House impeached Shrub-boy!

President bush was well into his bottle of Jim Beam when Karen "Bigfoot" Hughes came into
the oval office and gave him the news that all the news stations were running the story about
the NSA hacking into Kerry's computers and phone lines.



"It is looking bad ..... even Fox news is saying that your finished and that you will be indicted in the A.M."

"Damn, an I zzzz just gotten my new Play station hooked up to my tee vee."

Bush felt much as he did in 72 when confronted w/ his flight qualification medical exam and piss test.
He new (* spelling) what to do. After stumbling through using his speed dial on his phone he got through.

"Hello Bandi? this izzz George, I need to do that "thing" now. What you want all my $ form the swiss &
Cayman accounts? You bastard." he was quite for a few minutes and then said, "O.K. Bandi, it is yours."

The helicopter took off from the White House lawn w/ in 20 minutes ....... Laura sucked on her newport
smoke and smiled as she watched the copter disappear into the night. "Free @ last thank God I am free
@ last."

Rumors that Rush Limbaugh had O.D.ed were on the radio as Laura packed to meet with Lynne Cheney
at a little cabin they had bought on Cape Cod. She was all tingly with excitement.

Now THAT was good! I especially liked the happy ending.

Next week! "When next we see our fearless though exiled leader, he is wearing Arab garb, riding alongside Cousin Bandar in the armored Rolls through the teeming streets of Jedda..."

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:rofl:

Julie

Besides do you think that little story might bug a Freeper?

:rofl:

You should collect them all together and then you'd havea a book! :rofl: :thumbsup:

:puke:

BTW how far are you from Sugarland, TX? And can you run over there and give Tommy D. a hug?

I ain't drivin no four hours to hug that turd in human form!!! :P

Please?????

I'll pay for gas. Just give him some lov'in.....



Besides in his letter of resignation he blamed democrats :rofl: