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IdaBriggs

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Wed Mar-29-06 11:27 AM
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Folks, "Project X" is getting too much attention, so PLEASE ...

Don't POST ABOUT IT ANYMORE WITHOUT USING THE SECRET CODES.

And for heaven's sake, DON'T TELL *ANY* of the BushBots about it, or they might come trolling over here.

Remember the fate of the world is in YOUR HANDS: Loose lips sink ships. Etc.

We don't want the whole world to know about it before we are ready.

Now, carry on, but remember to keep EVERYTHING QUIET. We don't want anyone to know we're hunting Republicans...er, um... RABBITS. I meant RABBITS -- just in time for Easter, right?

Nanoo, Nanu. :evilgrin:

(And don't forget the secret meeting scheduled for You Know When!)

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babylonsister

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Wed Mar-29-06 11:29 AM
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1. I'll be there; calendar already marked!

:hi: And I can't wait! :evilgrin:

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dave29

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Wed Mar-29-06 11:29 AM
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2. Captain Morgan Stepped on My Pants

disregard. He stepped out of my pants

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Sydnie

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Wed Mar-29-06 11:30 AM
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3. Honey beans to Venus python

salad fried in the ballet.

righty-O!

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NNadir

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Wed Mar-29-06 11:32 AM
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4. I can't believe that you're even mentioning project X.

No one is supposed to even know that we're doing it.

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CJCRANE

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Wed Mar-29-06 11:39 AM
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15. That means

you must proceed to Phase II, don't forget to put on the special outfit!

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NNadir

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Wed Mar-29-06 11:44 AM
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18. I can't believe you'd tell them that we have the outfits.

That too, was supposed to be secret.

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leveymg

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Wed Mar-29-06 12:13 PM
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27. We were going to announce we had it at the next Party Congress.

Looks like it's too late now.

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jukes

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Wed Mar-29-06 11:32 AM
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5. the chair

is next to the window.
the chair is next to the window.

john has a long mustache.
john
has a long mustache.

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JoshWatermanMN

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Wed Mar-29-06 11:33 AM
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6. The bird flies at midnight--

The bird flies at midnight!

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Theres-a

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Wed Mar-29-06 11:34 AM
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8. The corn grows high around the bend

:hide:

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MadMaddie

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Wed Mar-29-06 11:34 AM
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7. Elmer knows where the secret meeting is

he just doesn't know the time!!:hide:

He is still looking for the Waskily Wabbits......oops....

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nadinbrzezinski

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Wed Mar-29-06 11:37 AM
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11. By the time the second moom comes up

check your calendar...

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ima_sinnic

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Wed Mar-29-06 11:36 AM
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9. the sock is in the pine tree

looking forward to the meeting on Sunday and awaiting further orders

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The_Casual_Observer

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Wed Mar-29-06 11:36 AM
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10. There isn't any "Project X" and you know it!

112-333:7$66+1

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Dhalgren

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Wed Mar-29-06 11:37 AM
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12. The aspens are turning...oops! Wrong board!

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Pithy Cherub

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Wed Mar-29-06 11:39 AM
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13. The BETA went so well that its hard not to secretly talk about it!

Is this meeting the formal attire or the cloaks still? :crazy:

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Ganja Ninja

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Wed Mar-29-06 11:39 AM
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14. Is this about the long awaited war on Easter?

Cause I'm locked and loaded and ready to shoot the bunny.

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IdaBriggs

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Wed Mar-29-06 11:41 AM
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16. ROFLMA!!! This board is hysterical!

I can't decide which post I like more -- I'm sitting here at my keyboard just cracking up! You folks ROCK!

:rofl: :yourock: :toast: :yourock: :toast: :yourock: :rofl:

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Lars39

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Wed Mar-29-06 01:05 PM
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30. Laugh all you want, missy, but be there or be square!

:D

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IdaBriggs

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Wed Mar-29-06 01:19 PM
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36. Octagon, Sea Turtle - Squid!

Edited on Wed Mar-29-06 01:20 PM by IdaBriggs

U kno wut n wen! :)

Of course I'll be there -- I've promised to bring bagels -- um, donuts -- um, soy cookies -- um -- um...

Screw it; I'm bringing CHOCOLATE! :)

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Lars39

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Wed Mar-29-06 01:30 PM
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37. Hmmm. Chocolate...You just got 20 more enrolled.

;)

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dogday

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Wed Mar-29-06 11:42 AM
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17. Remember the Nightingale flies at midnight...... nt

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tatertop

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Wed Mar-29-06 11:44 AM
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19. Remember the key: groups of three

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stop the bleeding

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Wed Mar-29-06 11:45 AM
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20. Alpha team is in position and awaiting further orders goldleader

over and out

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Hutzpa

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Wed Mar-29-06 01:09 PM
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31. ROTFL!!! n/t

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sui generis

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Wed Mar-29-06 11:46 AM
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21. it's spring and the calla lillies are in blewm, agayne

(use your secret decoder ring on the picture picture below to get encryption key, then transmit when ready)

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hang a left

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Wed Mar-29-06 11:47 AM
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22. The gerbil is frying okra

repeat: The gerbil is frying okra

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TechBear_Seattle

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Wed Mar-29-06 11:47 AM
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23. 23 Skidoo

A laughing dog gathers no hot wings. Fnords, with a 20% chance of root beer. The prince can't snark the forest for the underbrush. High diddly ho, neighboroony, and a plucked chicken in a rose shrub.

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Warren DeMontague

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Wed Mar-29-06 04:00 PM
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41. This phone booth reserved for clark kent.

Stamp out sizeism.

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aden_nak

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Wed Mar-29-06 11:50 AM
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24. Understood, Jengo Commander. Returning Falafel Units To Base.

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Hutzpa

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Wed Mar-29-06 01:11 PM
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33. LOL!!

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KyuzoGator

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Wed Mar-29-06 11:52 AM
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25. George W. Bush is a total fucking moron.

Edited on Wed Mar-29-06 11:52 AM by KyuzoGator

DUers, use decypher protocol Alpha to decode above message.

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iamthebandfanman

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Wed Mar-29-06 11:53 AM
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26. BEGIN TRANSMISSION

+++++++++++++++++---------------------------+++++++++++++++++++++
+++++++++++++++++ATTENTION ALL RABBITS++++++++++++++
+++++++++++++++++ATTENTION ALL RABBITS++++++++++++++
THE IS COMMANDER BUNNY OF THE RODENT REVOLUTION. ALL RODENTS ARE TO REPORT TO THEIR ASSIGNED AREAS AS PLANNED. THE EVIL HUMANS ARE TO STUPID TO DECIPHER OUR PLAN.

I REPEAT, ALL RODENTS ARE TO REPORT TO THEIR ASSIGNED AREAS AS PLANNED.

THIS IS COMMANDER BUNNY OF THE RODENT REVOLUTION SAYING
GOOD NIGHT AND IF YOU SEE DICK CHENEY TELL HIM "YOU'LL NEVER FIX THAT FLAT TIRE!"

+================END TRANSMISSION=================+

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Buns_of_Fire

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Wed Mar-29-06 12:44 PM
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28. ...all units ready...

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IdaBriggs

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Wed Mar-29-06 03:48 PM
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39. ROFLMA! nt

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Hutzpa

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Wed Mar-29-06 01:12 PM
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35. ROTFLMFHO!!!!!

Edited on Wed Mar-29-06 01:13 PM by spokane

:bounce: :yourock:

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Uncle Joe

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Wed Mar-29-06 01:03 PM
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29. Is this the one

were they put the chimpanzees in air force flight simulators and subject them to radiation? Or have I said too much?

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genieroze

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Wed Mar-29-06 01:11 PM
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32. I'm sending these posts to the FBI, CIA, ACLU, NAACP, NOW, UAW

Edited on Wed Mar-29-06 01:11 PM by genieroze

etc... :sarcasm: Oh crap, spell checker not working....BUSTED! :wtf: Oops there it goes, it was stuck.:evilgrin:

edited for spelling

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Wed Mar-29-06 01:12 PM
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34. The yak flew over the mountain!

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

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TechBear_Seattle

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Wed Mar-29-06 03:44 PM
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38. To spy upon what he could spy upon? n/t

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baby_mouse

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Wed Mar-29-06 04:00 PM
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40. It's a marmalade question.

Dismantle the insecticide. Oh! Sorry! That should be DISGRUNTLE the insecticide. Silly me!

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IdaBriggs

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Wed Mar-29-06 09:10 PM
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42. My husband thinks we're flaky, but he likes the squirrel.

Can the evening crew come up with anything? :)

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alittlelark

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Wed Mar-29-06 09:12 PM
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43. The lark has engaged the platypus.

The platypus is stroking the wombat. Watching....

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flyarm

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Wed Mar-29-06 09:17 PM
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44. i could swear the double agents..

were listening on my lines..in fact i saw someone on the phone polls outside my hideaway today..but don't worry..i slipped out the back door...

and went immediately into 4> 3 >4 mode..then when i slipped them completely i went into special zinc action...no followers i can detect now...

but i may need someone to cover my back...and back track on the 777 ...any takers??

do not expose yourselves..they are all over the swamp..these swamp critters are persistant...but we are too good for them...

but i urge caution..do not expose yourselves in this mission...it is too important..go through excercise balls..before taking any forward moves..

be safe people...

fly ...on the wall...

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