Cafferty asks: What should George be doing in Mexico?

Since Jack can only get a few comments in, how about we DUers supply some good input for him right here...I'll start.

I think he needs to find a bottle of tequila and a cheep hooker, and get the blow job of his life. After all...he needs to relax. He kept complaining today that "spreading democracy is hard work." But spreading the legs of drunken hooker should be easy, even for George!

In a maximum security prison!:applause:

Let him set up his dictatorship there. Mexico is much more experienced with that than we are.

and stay there :)

South of the border, down Mexico way.
That's where I fell in love where stars above, came out to play.
And now as I wonder, my thoughts ever stray.
South of the border, down Mexico way.

She was a picture, in old spanish ways.
Just for a tender while I kissed the smile, upon her face.
For it was fiesta, and love had it's day.
South of the border, down Mexico way.

Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay (Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay)
Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay (Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay)

Then she sighed as she whispered manyana, never dreaming that we were parting.
And I lied as I whispered manyana, for our tomorrow never came.

South of the border, I rode back one day.
There in a veil of white by candlelight, she kneeled to pray.
The mission bells told me, that I shouldn't stay.
South of the border, down Mexico way.

Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay (Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay)
Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay (Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay)
Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay (Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay)
Good bye good bye.

That would be wonderful, splashed liberally across the newspapers and TV sets 'round the globe.

Stay,

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I need a hopeful smilie here, Skinner.

A nightingale, or a titmouse, or, well you get the picture. LOL I liked that one.