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Elwood P Dowd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-05-06 09:59 PM
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Our born again President .....thank you Jesus
;) ;)

http://www.angelfire.com/on4/calebhamer/bush.html



Well! We finally have a man of God heading our Christian nation. My wife and I pray that before this man is out of office that all of America will be born again Christian fundamentalists! Praise God!

Before I get started, just remember - whether you voted for this man of God or not, you got $300 back the first year. Elsie and I got $600 altogether. Now tell me that is not a reason to vote for somebody. If that whimpering unbelieving infidel, Al Gore, had been elected, we wouldn't have gotten that money. He would have probably spent it on education or some other worthless venture.

I knew when I voted for President Bush that he would be one of our finest presidents ever! He is a God fearing man! He is not afraid of any terrorists and he just proved it by taking over the Muslim country of Iraq. I hope he turns it into another America. If the Iraquis don't like it, let them move to Iran!

<more>
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-05-06 10:01 PM
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1. Bush doesn't fear God. He claims that God talks to him. BIG difference.
Also, what's wrong with spending money on education? What do we need, a nation of lettuce pickers? Even McCain thinks we wouldn't want to be a nation of lettuce pickers.
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Oversea Visitor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-05-06 10:04 PM
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2. Last I heard
US was planning to move into Iran :rofl:
Turning Iraq into another America :rofl:
Finest President ever :rofl:
Not afraid of terrorist :rofl:
Taking over a muslim country :rofl:

Looks like this guy born again pure waste
Never use brain second time round too
Wheee
"A fool cant get fool again"
A fool always a fool no matter how many time reborn if brain not use
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kestrel91316 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-05-06 10:19 PM
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7. You get the gold star tonight!
"A fool always a fool no matter how many time reborn if brain not use"

There's a quote to save in my collection of favorites, lol!
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Oversea Visitor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-06-06 12:39 AM
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14. n/t
:rofl:
either laugh at stupidity
or die of frustration from it

It is truly amazing how far people will go to just to protect themself from reality
Damn tough bubble to build round brains
Trying to break through bubbles sometimes just too damn hard
So maybe laugh at their stupidity and foolish works better for own stress control

Me eat freeper on this site
Poor me but mod TSed too fast
Always taking away freeper troll before I can make them all a fool
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tom_paine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-05-06 10:05 PM
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3. BushJesus = Satan
What these fools are praying for, and what Bush is working as hard as possible to achieve, is Hell on Earth.
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Elwood P Dowd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-05-06 10:07 PM
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4. Important! Click on the link before you post
I sent this to a fundie repuke - made him mad as hell.
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boobooday Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-05-06 10:15 PM
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5. Jesus will weep if you don't kick terrorist ass


WWJWHL (What Would Jesus Wear on His Lapel?)
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Elwood P Dowd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-05-06 10:26 PM
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8. Caleb on Jesus
Yep! You read it right. Praise God. In fact if Jesus was here today, I would write a Gospel Book, The Gospel Of Caleb, and talk about Jesus and President Bush. I would personally ask Jesus and President Bush to include it in the Bible. Doesn't Jesus look like a president in the picture below? !! And wouldn't it be just like our Christian president to invite Jesus into the oval office? Why not? Our country was founded strictly on Christian principles. I think the country should be renamed to The United States of Born Again Christianity. They got the name "America" for some foreigner anyway.

<more from Caleb>
http://www.angelfire.com/on4/calebhamer/bush.html
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boobooday Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-05-06 10:48 PM
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9. I know. Lots of towns in Indiana are named after . . .
THE FRENCH.
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spindrifter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-05-06 10:19 PM
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6. Did he really use DU "waste?"
How did he get it? Was it all those old duplicate posts?
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Horseradish Donating Member (98 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-05-06 11:18 PM
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10. "they" say that Jesus
was well hung.

sorry.:smoke: :hi:
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Elwood P Dowd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-05-06 11:29 PM
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11. Caleb is mad now
He will pray for you.
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Horseradish Donating Member (98 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-05-06 11:46 PM
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13. Ah! Brilliant! N/T
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-05-06 11:35 PM
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12. Excellent satire!
Almost too good!
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