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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-09-06 04:54 PM
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When will the RW roll out their "war on SAINT Valentine's Day"?
'Bout time for another diversion what with that wiretapping thingy and the Abramoff thingy and Alito and maybe the Rove thingy.
So I'm betting the RW will be going after all you heathens who won't allow SAINT Valentine statues on school or municipal property. And all of you who refer to the day as 'Valentine's Day' without the preceding "SAINT" that recognizes Valentine as a man of GOD.
And let's not forget that schools will not allow their students to sing religious Valentine carols, even though none have been written. Why haven't we our secular schools devoted time to creating these carols? BECAUSE THEY HATE GOD AND VALENTINE!
It is only a month til Saint Valentine's day. Be sure to harrass the poor workers at every store who refuse to say "Happy SAINT Valentine's Day". Demand they get fired from their minimum wage job.
Just wait until you see what they have planned for INDEPENDENCE DAY! Both the horrors of the administration but the diversion to keep us from noticing.

And, by God it will be alright for boys to wear pink on Feb. 14 in honor of Saint Valentine! (But that day only)
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Bluzmann57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-09-06 04:58 PM
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1. Oh lord! I think you may have given them an idea
After all, they need some type of diversion from scandals, inc. so you just gave them an idea. Hope the freep types aren't reading this. Hey! Wait a damn minute! This annoys me! Think I'll turn you in! Never mind.
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central scrutinizer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-09-06 05:00 PM
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2. careful, there
the evangelical fundies don't have no truck with them papists
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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-09-06 05:08 PM
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3. ya' uses what ya' gotta use to do the job.
If'n ya gots to snuggle up with papists now and then .. well .. things can be fumigated.
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