* were you born an asshole or did ya work at it yer whole life??? hehe

http://sounds1.neilrogers.com/sounds/bonr1991/37.mp3

goes like this...

Were you born an asshole?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'cause you're an asshole tonight.

Yes you're an A S S H O L E...
And don't you try to blame it on me.
You deserve all the credit.
You're an asshole tonight.

You were an asshole yesterday.
You're an asshole tonight.
And I've got a feelin'
you'll be an asshole the rest of your life.

And I was talkin' to your mother
just the other night.
I told her I thought you were an asshole.
She said, "Yes. I think you're right."

And all your friends are assholes
'cause you've known them your whole life.
And somebody told me
you've got an asshole for a wife.

Were you born an asshole?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'cause you're an aaaass...hole tonight

its funny

It's very popular with karaoke crowds.

all your friends are assholes


and you have an asshole for a wife.

bwahaha


fits

made me think immediately of bush

Were you born an asshole?

http://mywebpages.comcast.net/nomad665/ahole.htm

:)

you should finish it for the whole song!


awesome

n/t

at the time.

...and being told "Hey, it's RAINING, dood! A real CLOUD-BUSTAH!" have made me an Asshole.

A bitter, cynical asshole.