Don't Impeach Bush, Commit Him! - Democratic Underground

LongTomH

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Wed Apr-19-06 10:20 PM
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Don't Impeach Bush, Commit Him!

Ted Rallwant's Bush locked up in the Wacky Ward for wanting to nuke Iran -- for wanting to build nukes.

Rall uses quotes from a Sy Hersh article in The New Yorker:

"One of the military's initial option plans," reports Hersh, "...calls for the use of a bunker-buster tactical nuclear weapon, such as the B61-11, against underground nuclear sites." An intelligence insider says that "Every other option, in the view of the nuclear weaponeers, would leave a gap. 'Decisive' is the key word of the Air Force's planning. It's a tough decision. But we made it in Japan."

You may have heard that Bush dismissed Hersh's article as "wild speculation." At first I, like you, responded with a sigh of relief. But I've come to learn that Bush doesn't talk like a human being. His policy pronouncements are carefully lawyered to give him the kind of technical out that
Bill Clinton could only have dreamed of. Bushspeak is crafted to ensure that what Mr. Straightshooter says is rarely what he means. Filtering "wild speculation" statement through Bushspeak analysis shows that it's no denial at all.

Mein Gott in Himmel! These people are crazy! :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

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FormerRepublican

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Wed Apr-19-06 10:24 PM
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1. I'll fork over some $$$ for the straight jacket, even tho I don't really..

...have any $$$.

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OPERATIONMINDCRIME

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Wed Apr-19-06 10:25 PM
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2. Fuck That. Drag His Ass To The Hague.

I know he's mentally retarded, but in this case I'll make an exception to that general rule of conviction.

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FormerRepublican

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Wed Apr-19-06 10:27 PM
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4. Aw, give him electro-shock for a few years until he's kinda sane...

...THEN send him to the Hague!

It's what they do to other criminals.

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OPERATIONMINDCRIME

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Wed Apr-19-06 10:31 PM
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6. LOL Fair Enough!

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Cleita

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Wed Apr-19-06 10:26 PM
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3. Best idea yet and there is a provision in the Constitution

to do it if our illustrious Congress picks up a clue! No need for investigation, impeachment or any of the other crap. We can do it for Cheney too (the shooting incident). Bye, bye to Bedlam the both of you.

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Humor_In_Cuneiform

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Wed Apr-19-06 10:31 PM
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5. Actually, I think he belongs in prison in a psych ward for the

permanently criminally insane without hope of recovery.

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HooptieWagon

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Wed Apr-19-06 10:38 PM
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7. I agree to not impeach...

though I will regret and lament the lives lost by American servicemen ( and women), along with those who may be potential targets for terrorist attacks (and hurricanes). Really now, dim-son's biggest contribution to the US of A will be so so thoroughly discredit the neo-con and christo-fascist movements that they will be set back an entire generation. Yes, let's let chimp's legacy be that of the worst president in history. All the better to keep Jeb out. We can always extradite chimp, Duck! Cheney, Rummy, and Rice to the Hague when the time comes. That would be far more disgraceful and warranted than an impeachment that will only be seen as a partisan attack by the kool-aid slurpers.

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TahitiNut

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Wed Apr-19-06 10:46 PM
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8. Axis II disorders are not recognized as 'insanity' exculpating guilt.

Junior is the poster child of Narcissistic Personality Disorder, with Antisocial Personality Disorder coming in a close second. NPD is essentially untreatable - treatment becomes a narcissistic supply.

Impeach. Indict. Imprison. Solitary confinement in a padded cell - no interaction whatsoever.

He'll melt down within days. :shrug: That's when I'll PARTAYYY! :party:

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Humor_In_Cuneiform

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Wed Apr-19-06 10:49 PM
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9. You're singing my song!!!

NPD's are the source of so much pain and evil in our world, and thoroughly unredeemable.

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TahitiNut

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Wed Apr-19-06 11:20 PM
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11. Amen. Folks REALLY should get 'trained' in recognizing these disorders.

I wish it were part of the mandatory grade school education - "What The Real World Is Like."

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Humor_In_Cuneiform

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Thu Apr-20-06 12:57 PM
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13. Yep, how to recognize and survive the NPD 101!

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Justice Is Comin

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Wed Apr-19-06 10:59 PM
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10. Yeah

Commit him to hanging. I think that's the prescribed sentence for treason ain't it?

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driver8

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Thu Apr-20-06 01:13 AM
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12. Impeach! Imprison!!

Having shrub committed is too easy for him -- I want that son of a bitch to suffer.

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